"I'm getting extremely annoyed with seeing your face."

"Oh how romantic, I've never heard such nice things." Hoseok held a hand to his chest and wept silent tears, brushing them away with his forefinger.

"It would kindly be appreciated if you left me alone." I sighed as I picked up a packet of strawberries as I always did.

"That'd be no fun now would it?"

"It'd be fun for me." I glared at him.

He snorted, "huh, boring!"

"Hoseok, go away."

"She said my name!" Hoseok gasped in horror.

I stared at him blankly as he kept gasping over and over, annoying me. I clenched my fists and gritted my teeth.

"I'd like to start off by saying, it has been great the couple past of days but I'm not sure I'm ready for the actual use of names in this relationship!"

"We don't have a relationship."

"Oh yes we do, sweetheart, you must be blind, or deaf, maybe both." He squinted his eyes as he spoke. "ARE. YOU. DEAF?"

"No."

"Yup definitely deaf, well gorgeous lets go pay for those lovely strawberries and then you can go get some hearing aids."

I growled as we both walked to the counter and I gave the money to Hoseok. I gritted my teeth as he dropped the money on the ground.

"Oops sorry sweetie! Could you pick that up for me? I seem to be clumsy today."

I groaned and got on my knees, picking up the coins that scattered the floor. I heard a gasp and fake sobbing, I looked up to see Hoseok fanning himself.

"Are you proposing? Omg, you are! Yes sweetie, yes!!!"

I glared at him as I stood up and slammed the money into his palm.

"Goodbye Hoseok."

I grabbed my strawberries and walked towards the exit.

"Does this mean the wedding is off?"