DISCLAIMER: This story is completely and utterly fiction. This story includes cuss/swearing words and other offending things.

This is my idea and my idea only, please do not steal.

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Making my way in to the Fruit Shop with the signature 'ting' of the bell signalling my arrival. I headed towards the arrangement of berries and grabbed a packet of strawberries.

I headed towards the counter to pay for the juicy strawberries that I couldn't wait to eat while I walk home.

"Want a straw with those berries?"

"What?" My eyebrow rose as the male worker in front of me held a straw out to me.

"I said-"

"I heard what you said, and no I don't."

He shrugged and popped the straw in his mouth. I frowned as I got out my purse, "How much?"

"A hundred bucks."

"Excuse me." I narrowed my eyes at him.

"Oh you were talking about the strawberries?! I thought you were asking how much I was for the night!"

"Uhm--no?!"

The male snorted, "sorry, the strawberries cost $1.50 they are on sale today."

I glared at him as I handed him the money and grabbed the strawberries before turning around and walking towards the exit.

"Enjoy them strawberries sweetheart, but they're not as good as me."

I scoffed.... Disgusting.