Cinni rolls, singing, and discussing theories of Disney
Jaja walks out of her room, looking at the gang.
Jaja: Still want a new leader?
Before they could speak, Jaja started with the dares and question
Jaja: okay. So we have dares from daisy, and a question from Sera.
Sera was a tiny brown tabby kitten, and she began to paw at Jaja's feet.
Jaja giggles and picks her up: Okay. The question from sera is for all of us. "Do you think she's a cinni roll?"
Hiccup: huh?
Kristoff: Cinnamon roll. Means you're innocent. Really innocent.
Hiccup: oh, kinda not.
Kristoff: Sera's not a cinnamon roll?
Hiccup: She sometimes is and sometimes isn't.
Kristoff: Give me an example of when she's not.
Hiccup: she writes about rape.
Astrid: It's a real-world issue. Men are affected. She wrote a speech about it.
Hiccup: but why did she know about it?
Astrid: Research!
Hiccup: but why does she need to know about it is my question?! A cinni roll would not need to know that!
Jaja: you're a cinni roll, my cinni roll. *pets*
Sera purrs.
Kristoff: Give us an example when she is a cinni roll.
Hiccup: now. She's being one now.
Jaja giggles: my cinni.
Jack: what's the next thing? We can come back to this.
Jaja: um glaciers two dares. Olaf and I have to sing right here right now from ghost the musical, then see who it matches up with in the gang itself. Secondly she dares us to discuss some Disney theories and what we think about them, like if they're real or not.
Sera meowed, going over to Hiccup. She tilted her head and licked her paw.
Hiccup looked at her. He pets her gently: good cinnamon roll.
Sera pawed at his hand, claws ready.
Hiccup: bad cinnamon roll. *picks her up putting her in a cage and locking it*
Astrid slaps hiccup: jerk! *gets sera out petting her* hey it's okay, he's just mad he can't have a kid.
Hiccup: I told you that in private.
Sera nuzzled into Astrid's hand.
Anna: what?
Hiccup and Astrid: Nothing Anna.
Anna sat: can we do the dares?
Kristoff: Okay.
Sera got out of Astrid's hand, walking to Kristoff. She meowed.
Kristoff pets her
Jaja: okay, got the karaoke machine, songs in, Olaf!
Olaf: here.
Jaja: Aw you didn't have to dress up.
Olaf: yes I did. We're singing right?
Jaja: yes
Olaf: then we have to dress up.
Jaja: that's logical.
Sera purrs. She finds a ball of yarn to play with, attacking it.
Kristoff keeps an eye on her
Jaja starts up the song
Jaja: Here right now, here right now
This is what we're living for
This is when we give into the moment and let go
Olaf: Here right now, everything we're dreaming of
Is coming through if we step up and own it
Let it flow
Jaja: Here right now, here right now
Here is where we make it
Everything we'll ever need
Olaf: Here right now, here right now
And for once it feels like
It was always meant to be,
Jaja: One foot in front of the other,
So much for us to discover still
This is why we make
It everything we have and more
Olaf: As long as we stay together,
We'll just keep getting better till
It really doesn't matter what comes after of before
Jaja: I don't believe in luck,
I don't believe in fate
But this is so much more than
Olaf: I could ever contemplate
I can't believe you walked
In to my life and your still here
Jaja: When I'm with you there's
No confusion everything is clear
When we'll have weeks
Olaf: And months and years whatever
We were meant to be together,
You were sent to me forever
Both: Here right now, here right now
This is what we're living for
This is when we give into the moment and let go
Here right now
Everything were dreaming of
Is coming through,
Both: If we step up and own it, let it go
Here right now, here right now
Jaja and Olaf both bow
Olaf: they like me!
Jaja giggles: Olaf.
Sera tumbled under the couch, playing with the yarn.
Kristoff watches her smiling: Astrid. Wanna make a kid?
Astrid: isn't she enough?
Sera meowed in alarm.
Kristoff got on the ground looking for her: sera?
Jaja shot around getting on the ground as well clicking: sera? Come here girl.
Sera was tangled in the yarn, coming out.
Jaja: oh sera. How'd you even — what? I don't understand how — *gets her untangled gently* if it happens again I'm hiding the yarn.
Elsa: next dare!
Sera found more yawn, going to attack it.
Astrid watched her this time
Jaja: okay, Disney theories! Let's start with Hiccup. And nothing about the new movie.
Sera got tangled again: meow.
Jaja: I'm hiding the yarn.
Astrid gets Sera out of the yarn while Jaja hid the rest of it getting out an automatic cat laser pointer.
Jaja: theories?
Sera purred, yawning.
Astrid held her daughter sitting down
Hiccup: how about the theory where Kristoff is the villain in Frozen and the trolls manipulated Hans into thinking he wasn't right for Anna? Kristoff you gonna explain?
Kristoff: um... no comment
Hiccup: then it's true
Sera hissed, going to attack Hiccup
Astrid: The trolls are the main villains. How about this? I may marry Snotlout.
Hiccup: what? In the movie? No way!
Jaja: spoilers! I'm going to see it! And sera no attacking people, even if they deserve it.
Hiccup: hey!
Sera scratched at Hiccup's hair, hissing.
Hiccup: rat
Jaja: stop it!
Kristoff got Sera away from Hiccup's hair: Stop, kitty.
Sera hissed, wanting to attack.
Jaja pets sera gently: only one theory?
Anna: Rapunzel, Elsa, me, and Tarzan have the same family tree.
Elsa: Anna, mom and dad died.
Anna: or did they swim to an island and have Tarzan? Our brother and then get killed there and not at sea?
Kristoff: I think the creators confirmed that.
Anna: oh.
Sera hissed, glaring at Hiccup.
Hiccup: I will put you back in the cage, stop hissing yet your a cinnamon roll.
Sera growled.
Jaja: guys. Let's wrap this up with one more theory okay?
Sera: meow. "Jamie is related to Jack."
Jack: how?
Jaja: remember you lost your sister? R.I.P. but she could've had Jamie so he's your nephew which would explain why he could see you.
Jack: Jamie's my relative? So that means I have a niece and a nephew!
Sera yawned, falling asleep. Her tongue stuck out of her mouth.
Jaja smiles: I believe it. *gets sera and goes to her room setting her on her bed* okay, ask and dare...where'd hiccup and Anna go?
Astrid: probably to try for another kid.
Elsa: they did.
Olaf: what's sex?
Gang: no Olaf!
Jaja: ask and dare.
Kristoff looks at sera smiling
Astrid does as well
Sera sleeps.
Jack: ask and dare
Elsa: bye
(Authors note: Total of 1162 words, not included these. Just damn.)
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