HELLO FELLOW PEOPLE ON WATTPAD! It is me....Itachi. I stole the iPad from Izumi because she just put my VERY CRANKY child down for a nap. She might also fall asleep. What to talk about....hmmmmm. Well..? I'm 18 and fabulous. My son is 1. IZUMI IS ALSO 18 AND FABULOUS. My child is crying right now. Dad life. Kisame is still not listening to me. Gotta go get the 9 tails soon. Izumi might kill me for that though. Hopefully Sasuke is alright. Izumi is sick with the flu. I AINT TRYIN TO GET SICK. My hair is lovely as always. STILL MAD AT IZUMI FOR MAKING THE IZUMI X MADARA. Tobi read it. He didn't like it either. I'm still in the Akatsuki. Uhmmmmmmmmm. We're gonna move soon so HAHAHA. 

That is all I have FOR NOW! Stay cool guys! 

-Itachi Uchiha aka Sexy Uchiha