Hello guys! It is me again. My waifu is better from the flu. Child is still cranky....yea. The akatsuki is okkkkkkkkk. Pain is giving us TONS OF ORDERS THAT I HAVE TO DO. Now that I think about it Izumi can probably tell him to LAY back the missions so I can just CHILL FOR FUCKIN ONCE! But yea 😀. I have been a good(ish) husband. I have cleaned around the house (by being forced by Izumi to do so) I gave Iwabe and Indra a bath AND OF FREAKIN COURSE THOSE KIDS CANT KEEP THE WATER IN THE BATH!! Tbh with you all...I feel like nobody's reading these...OH WELL! I TRIED TO MAKE A WATTPAD STORY. Ok sooooooo Izumi was FORCED ME to be part of the Truth or Dare thing. She has already been givin 1 dare that she hasn't done....yet! I want to be dared, buuuuuut not like, horrible dares. Calm ones. Ones not bad. Easy. Yea. So last night me and Izumi were just chillin in bed watchin TV and for some reason, Izumi gets up and goes to the kitchen and gets a flavor pack (like the ones that come in lunchables like the kool aid things) and it was a lemonade mixer thing. She came back with a cup of water and the lemonade inside it. I read the package....IT HAD NO SUGAR AND LOW CALORIES. I didn't tell her that it was gonna be sour because I wanted revenge on her from the pool prank she did on me when we went on vacation. When she drank it she made THE MOST DISGUSTED FACE I'VE EVER SEEN ON HER AND SHE HAD THE PUCKER LIPS ALSO!! Izumi can handle sour stuff. She can eat a warhead and not find it sour. THIS WAS FUNNY 🤣. When she decided to go to bed she had a liiiiiitttle bit of the lemonade left. I felt bad and took a sip of it. JEEZUS NO WONDER SHE MADE A SOUR FACE!! THAT LEMONADE WAS VERY SOUR! I tasted pure lemon. Next time...I'll tell her to but sugar in it. Or more water. Either one might work. BUUUUUTTT that was last night. You guys may be wondering how I got da iPad when she's not sick anymore. Well, her and Konan decided to have A GIRLS NIGHT OUT! UwU! (I copy. Heheheheheh). They goin to get their hair and nails done. So fabulous. WE GOT ROSHIIII YAAAA!!!!!!! WE GOT A JINCHURIKKI!! This time, Izumi won't kill me because her and Roshi hated each other! So she's actually happy!

Well anyways ya'll I'm peacin out and headin to bed ✌️. Night ya'll!

-Itachi Uchiha aka the best husband