R: Im taking a five minute nap

R: don't bother me

*5 Minutes Later*

R: Dick. Wally. I know your reading this and I want you to reply.

D: Im here

W: yeah?

R: I took a nap.

R: I come out of my room to eat. I go to the kitchen. My cabinet, which had my Ritz crackers, is filled to the top with cans of soup. I check all of the other cabinets, drawers, and the refrigerator. It is all filled with soup cans. I check the one drawer I have yet to do so and it just so happens to be my utensil drawer. There is a single fork with a smiley face on it.

R: explain.

W: It wasn't me! 

W: You can ask uncle Barry!

D: .......

W: dick?

D: ..............

W: ?

D: roy.......

R: yes.

D: You have really good ritz crackers

R: GIVE ME MY CRACKERS! YOU *says some things so I'll put this instead. But I'm sure you can use you imagination.* PRETTY PRINCESS RIDING ON A FLUFFY UNICORN. MAY YOU BE BLESSED WITH THE SPARKLES OF ETERNAL LIFE. *going back to normal now* DONT YOU EVERY TOUCH MY CRACKERS AGAIN!

W: you did all that in five minutes?

W: and you bought all that soup?

W: i swear bruce is giving you to much of an allowance.

D: whatever. you wanna drink soup with me?

W: YUP!

D: roy?

R: no. thank you.

D: k

D: roy?

R: yes.?

D: don't check your hallway closet

R: I WILL MURDER YOU YOUR SUCH A *I'm to lazy to write threats so once again use your imagination*

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W: i got a test tomorrow

W: im not going to take that test

W: I hATE THAT TEST

W: ID RATHER DRINK BLEACK WITH RAZOR BLADES IN IT

D: woah. lets take some deep breaths 

This is what one of my friends said when hearing that we were to have a math test the next day.

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D: Who built king Arthur's round table?

D: Sir Cumference 

W: get out

D: but....

W: no. You've already done to much damage

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D: WALLLYYYYYY

D: alfred bought me glitter glue

W: what dangerous and deadly idea do you have now?

D: sheesh. I just wanted to make paper angels.

D: I know someone who won't be getting a paper angel with red and gold glitter glue.

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W: listen. this happened in class, right. 

W: the class has desks on the left and right of the room. One the first day, everyone sat on the left. Literally no one went to the right. So after a few weeks, we decided to sit on the opposite side and pretend we were the rebellion.

W: So everyone went to the other side except for one girl who didn't want to. So, the teacher came in to see everyone on the right and the one girl on the left.

D: bro. Does that not make HER the rebellion

D: she rebelling against rebelling 

D: and if everyone went on the other side but someone stayed there...... THEY would be rebelling

W: ......... is this all thats left of the circle of life?

This was a serious discussion and problem we had in math. 

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W: I hate eating seconds

W: its so time consuming

D: *blinks rapidly* b-but-but-.......but.......

Heard this from a friend :D

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D: shout out to all the people who don't know the opposite of in

W: what

W: oh

W: ohhhhhhh

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D: IM A GENUIS

W: what?!

D: damian, demon, whatever. REMEMBER THE CAT

W: yes???

D: Wait for it......... we should lift it in the air like the Lion King

W: but its suicide...........nvm, I GOT A PLAN

W: i'll come in from the front, you grab it from behind

D: roger that

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W: im gonna stand outside, so if anyone asks, I'm outstanding

D: *sends pic of a moose*

D: that was amoosing

W: ............dang it!

D: I WIN!!!!!

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HELLO EVERYONE!

If you don't know, readers of the Only Escape have been waiting for an update! But no worries! You shall be getting one very soon and to those who read this and any other of my stories, I appreciate it!!!!

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!