W: Gotham's Dark Knight had a cave, e-i-e-i-o

W: and in that cave, he had a, ROBIN! e-i-e-i-o

D: you better not say he went tweet tweet tweet

W: E-I-E-I-O!!!!
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W: remember the demon cat

D: how could I not

W: well I read online that one way of facing your fear is to make it your friend. So maybe we should name it

D: we shall name it Damian.

W: smart, Damian does mean 'to tame' we r going to tame the cat

D: huh, sorry. My phone autocorrected to Damian. I wrote demon

W: I feel like your offending many Damian's out there

D: I don't think so. Damian sounds like more of a demons name to me.

D: trust me. One day I'll meet a Damian and that last thing he'll be will be tame

W: if this falls to be true in the next ten years, then I will never question your judgement again

D: then bet on. 

(Years later, when Nightwing meets Damian, he remembers this conversation. He calls up Wally that night and we can now say the Wally has $173 less then what he had before he went to bed. )
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D: I just drank a Sprite

W: good for you

D: it made me feel bubbly and warm inside

W: thats good?

W: are you okay? where are u?

D: Its SO FizZY 

D: POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP

W: omg, I'm calling Bruce don't move

D: the sprite makes me HAPPYYYYYYYY happy birthday to you happy birthday birthday happy you too yay happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!

W: thats not how the song goes?! 

W: Wth? what sprite did you drink?!

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W: I need $20 like right now, its an emergency 

D: sure, you'll get it when you give me back the $54 you've already taken

W: right now?! please ill pay you back some other time I really need it!

D: In that case fine. But in doing so, you will owe me $74. And you say some other time. So I will put your word to it. As I know you don't have a job, you most likely will in about five years time. Though I can't wait five years for it, I will have to add an interest rate that you will have to pay to me. If my calculations are correct, By the end of that year, you will owe me $435.72 . And I know that the economy can drop and raise so I will shave off $300 and as you are my brother and family sticks by, I will take back $35.72. And $26 will probably be spent on nonsense so I will go ahead and take that back. Which means that by the end of that year I will need $74000.

W: sure whatever I don't see anything wrong with it

*Hours later, this text arrives*

W: Dick, this is Barry

W: Wally has hired me as his lawyer and saying that this was never legalized on any government document, you cannot make him pay. But as a fine for interrupting your services: I, Barry Allen, will pay the fee of $74 to you, on the note that you have mercy on my nephew.

D: While I do accept this apology, he put it down as his word. I now have it, and I believe it can not be taken so casually back. This word of his permits that he has promised to do this. And I have not understood what the problem was in the first place, he stated himself that he did not see anything wrong with it. 

W: As the lawyer, you must look from my perspective and understand that this is a minor, who does not think and is very reckless. He is willing to give up his income: his allowance, which brings me to offer you the fee of $92.

D: Hmmmm. I will need time to think upon this act of peace. You will be contacted tomorrow.

*After a restless night, the decision has arrived from the jury*

D: I have thought and agreed to your terms. I will not press any charges on Wallace West and in return, you will give me $92. Thank you for working with me and this successful case.

W: It has been my pleasure. 

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D: orange juice isn't even orange

W: yes it is

D: no its not

W: it is

W: its orange. you need to stop arguing with mother nature

D: i will argue with her until i die

W: your loss. ........ its orange

D: SERIOUSLY WALLY POUR OUT THE DUMB JUICE AND LOOOK AT IT

W: OMG FINE!

D: *tapping foot impatiently*

W: ....

D: what?!

W: .......your right

D: I TOLD YOU!

W: how is this 'orange juice'? sure it can from an orange fruit, but like the fruit it should be orange! This is not juice! ITS NOT EVEN ORANGE

D: woah. calm down dude

W: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN ITS NOT ORANGE

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