D: whats that chemistry alphabet called again?

W: the periodic table?

D: oh yeah. thanks

W: As a deeply emotionaly invested science nerd, this bothers me

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D: when the teacher introduces a new topic and you actually have the answer to their question so you show off your knowledge

D: and the class is like "WOAH" and that one kid is like "he is so smart. he probably read the entire textbook when he was like two"

D: but secretly...... I just watched a netflix documentary and a TedTalk about the topic

W: BY FAR the best answer to the question "Your favorite part of class is?"

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W: this isn't a serious text

W: Barry and I were at walmart and I wandered into the toy section and I pushed this little button on this plushy singing catipillar or something BUT IT WON'T STOP SINGING

W: so I pulled out my phone and am writing this text to you as I walk far far away from the isle and don't look back

D: LOL

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D: I told you I'm sorry

D: When are you going to accept my apology?

W: check in three to five business days

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D: HE WON'T ACCEPT MY APOLOGY.  ROY WHAT DO I DO

R: I don't know. I wasn't the one who made Iris deprive Wally of his science chem set

D: please

R: fine

R: the age long saying: the way to a person's forgiveness.... is through mini plastic dinosaurs and pasta

D: thanks roy

R: not so fast! I know wally told you about my theraputic services. I'll be waiting for my $3 in cash by the end of the week

D: ....

D: so that's what he meant

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W: *whispers* all you need is love

D: *shouting* AND FOOD

R: AND WATER

D: AND SUNLIGHT

R: AND EXERCISE

D: AND PROPER SLEEP

W: *sigh* what they said

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D: Im going to do it

D: AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME

W: don't you dare

D: ...taxes

W: YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

R: what is happening?

W: Dick is trying to get me to understand future responsibilities and I'm trying to ignore them

D: ...student loans

W: MAKE IT STOP

R: I don't care anymore

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W: so. what's on the to do list for today

D: well according to it, today I'm going to do whatever the heck I want

W: there ya go

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W: Barry and Iris left me home alone for the night because they went to celebrate something with Cisco and Caitlyn (but I couldn't go 'cause it was an adults only thing...unfair)

W: but yeah I'm house sitting 

*10 minutes later*

W: update: drinking a juice box BEFORE dinner and I'm drinking it ON THE COUCH

W: things are getting wild 

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Wally knows how to party...