D: dude, I just did something terrible

W: no, don't tell me. If I don't know anything then they can't get any information from me during interogation 

D: you are perfect

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W: do you ever wonder who you would be in a TV show?

D: personally, I want to be the guy breaks the fourth wall and has no regard for mother nature's laws

D: on a seperate note I had a random dream once about a group of superheroes, you following? But they weren't the Justice League. They were like called the avengers or something like that. 

W: too bad that its just a dream

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R: we need to plan a jailbreak. 

W: why

R: I accidently used Jimmy the rock to break open a window to a warehouse but I left Jimmy there in the rush to get out. So then I heard that the police decided that Jimmy was the thing used to smash open the window so they took him in as evidence. 

R: we need to get him out

D: ok, this is easy. I got a seven step plan. I got everything but I need high heels and some macaroni  

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D: Go to this link

D: *sends link to a website*

W: is this a blog?

D: It's a cooking blog with me and Alfred. He chose the color theme.

W: I like it

D: he says thank you

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D: was that you who ran past my bedroom??

W: no? could it be Megan or Conner? Kaldur and Artemis are out

D: Checked the cameras. those two are asleep

W: oh no

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D: I just saw the most beautiful person ever. Like my heart stopped and everything

W: awwwwww

D: Bruce told me to stop looking at my reflection

W: I hate you

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W: Sorry, lost my contacts. Who is this?

D: This is Jake from StateFarm

W: ...

W: what are you wearing Jake from StateFarm

D: ...tights

W: only one person I know would wear tights.

W: thanks for the help dickie bird

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D: Alfred left this morning for his trip. The only adult around to touch the stove is Bruce. So this logically leaves me to be damage control.

D: AKA the one whos sitting in the corner with a bucket of water and a fire extinguisher, and the phone already dialed to 911

W: good luck

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D: I feel like Alfred gives up on me and Bruce sometimes. 

D: He just came back from his trip to see me and Bruce basically dead on our feet at the dining table. Bruce was drinking coffee from a plate with a straw and I was eating my cereal straight from the box, WHICH was dripping wet cause I straight up poured the milk inside. 

D: On a seperate note, cardboard doesn't really go well with cherrios.

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D: we've got a question

W: Roy, how do you know when you're getting to old

R: the answer is when some punk decides to TP my motorcycle and I yelled at him to stop touching my bike.

R: But you also know that you're still young when you go downstairs and help him TP the the neighboorhood down the block. 

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