D: remember how Roy went to vegas for the week?

W: ya

D: I broke into his apartment and you won't believe what I found

R: you guys continue making the mistake of forgetting this is a group chat

D: DANG IT

R: also, get out of my house. 

R: unless you want to clean. I'm totally up for that.
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W: my principal is retiring so all the students are making the gigantic card in the lunchroom where you can sign it and put a little message for him. 

W: I wrote "take me with you"
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D: I NEVER GOT WHY GIRLS SHAVED THEIR LEGS AND I TOLD BARBRA THAT. SHE LET ME BRUSH MY HAND ON THE BOTTOM PART OF HER LEG AND OH MY GOD

D: ITS PURE SILK

W: dude I need you to take a deep breath

D: ...so soft...
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D: wanna do some volunteer work with me at the library

W: do we get paid?

D: do you understand the meaning of volunteer ?
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R: then again, let's be honest. Dick definitely would have the most skills to succeed if in that situation

W: true. But don't tell him that. His ego is big enough

R: I know right. He literally always talks about himself. I think hes jelous that he doesn't skills like us, you know?

W: yeah I get what you mean. I mean, if I was overlooked by someone as amazing as me, I would try to be a showoff. Of course he's not as amazing as us.

R: yeah. He's kinda sub-par.

D: I'M THE ONE WITH THE BIG EGO??

W: there he goes making everything about himself

R: seriously Dick. grow up. the wold doesn't revolve around you.

W: it revolves around Roy and I. 

D: I hate the both of you

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W: what ya up too?

D: remeber how Roy offered for me to clean his apartment? I had nothing to do, and I remeber thinking, "his place wasn't THAT messy." 

D: I don't remeber how dark it was that night when I first broke into his room, but all I know is that when I went back in there this morning, I was almost strangled to death by his laundry heap

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W: and if we get caught?

D: we use our secret weapon

W: we have a secret weapon?! Since when? What is it?

D: SURPRISE, IT'S ME, and like, of course, six cans of silly string, a pack of gum, string, and some scissors, and glue sticks

W: I really hope your joking becasue it sounds like we're going to do arts and crafts

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W: DUDE

R: what

W: Always trust DICK NO MATTER WHAT. YOU THINK HES CRAZY CAUSE HE'S GOING TO MAKE SOME ART CRAFT THING BUT IT WORKS. DON'T UNDERESTIMATE HIM.

W: HE REALLY IS THE SECRET WEAPON

R: please stop. I don't want to know.

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W: Artemis and I were talking and you always disappering came up and then I said "yeah he's the bomb at hide and seek." So she asked how long we had gone without finding you.

W: should I tell her the truth?

D: you mean the truth where you and Roy were babysitting me when I was nine and we played the game on Tuesday afternoon, and you guys didn't find me until the next Wednesday.

D: And that was only because, Bruce came to pick me up 

W: yeah 

D: dude, no. Lie 

W: got it. So like an hour?

D: what? I'm better than that 

W: true. four hours?

D: there ya go

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