W: *sends image of a step ladder*

W: this is my step ladder

W: I never knew my real ladder

-----------------------------------------------------------

W: remind me to never play monopoly with you

W: EVER.

D: what can I say?

D: when i play monopoly, I PLAY monopoly

---------------------------------------------------------------

W: BRO, GUESS WHAT!

D: what?

W: remember the pizza twins

D: the ones who proposed?

W: yeah. well guess what I got!

D: isn't that what i've been doing?

W: STOP RUINING THE FUN

W: anyways i got a wedding invite!

D: your joking!

W: nope

W: wanna be the best man with me

D: SERIOUSLY

W: YES

W: MATCHMAKER WALLY IS IN BUSINESS

D: Lonleyyyyyy

W: I feel like my catchphrase with you is shut up.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

D: Tonight I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses World War II and Wednesday comes AFTER Tuesday.

W: MY HERO

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

D: help!!!

D: I lost alfred in walmart

D: Wow. Buy one get half off on toliet paper

D: theres a discount on ice-cream. do u think alfred will let me have some?

D: apparently i have the raw talent of juggling apples

D: Did we run out of cold medicine? i think we ran out of cold medicine. remind me to get cold medicine

D: YESS!!!

W: you finally found Alfred

D: what? no.

D: i managed to touch the automatic doors before they open

W: GET BACK INSIDE

D: hey! I found alfred!

W: where was he?

D: ......right where I left him

W: i'm done with you

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Special Appearance From Roy

R: have you seen the news?

R: apparently two idiots put 4 GALLONS of bubbles in the Central City mall fountain

W: *sends photo of him and Dick holding four gallons of bubble bath*

R: like I said

R: Two idiots

D: WE LOVE YOU TOOOOO

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

W: I was teaching a little girl about Harry potter and the four houses

D: continue

W: anyways, i told her to repeat after me, griffyndoor, slytherin, ravenclaw, and hufflepuff

W: she said hufflepuff, claw, snakedoor, and "uhmmmmm, what was the doggy one again?"

D: ITS A LION

---------------------------------------------------------------------------