D: where are you? I've been waiting outside the theatre for almost twenty minutes now.

W:Really sorry dude, I just got back from fight club. But I woke up late as well, so I missed the part about the rules but it was probably nothing important anyways.

D: and you still have a secret identity, how?

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D: doing science fair right now. I have to focus, so don't text me.

-10 minutes later-

D: do you ever get that feeling where you're so done with everything, even when you haven't started

W: me, everyday in the morning man. 

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W: just checking up on something, but dinosaurs aren't microwaveable, right?

D: yeah?

W: ....

W: I still did it anyways.

D: WALLY

W: I need to use your amazon account to buy another microwave

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W: HOW DO YOU WIN EVERY GAME

W: WHAT IS YOUR STRATEGY? YOU SAID YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BUT I'M NOT BUYING IT

D: having no strategy is my strategy

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W: We need a plan 

D: please calrify

W: we need a plan of attack

R: I have a plan. ATTACK!!!!

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D: woke up today with a goal in my mind. I wanted to build a little neighboorhood of igloos for penguins 

D: Unfortunetly, My heart says yes but Bruce and Alfred say no 

W: maybe next winter

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W: Help I burned my hand 

D: quick put something cold on it

W: *Places It Over Roy's Heart*

W: much better

R: I have so many things to say to yoy both

R: be happy that its the holidays

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D: Wayne Enterprises Annual Winter Gala is coming up. This year Bruce decided that the two of us can make our own ice sculpture instead of ordering one.

D: important - Alfred has now joined us in the ice sculpture making

D: its now a competition. You want to be judges

R: yeah

W: send pictures

*7 Hours Later - Because Ice Sculpture Making Takes Forever (I Think) And I Needed To Account For Hot Coco Breaks*

D: Ok, you guys ready

D: *Sends Bruce's first. Its a cute model of Wayne Manor decorated with christmas lights*

W: Dude. That's impressive. 

R: hold up. In the third window on the second story: Is that all three of you?

D: yup. nice attemtion to detail from Bruce wan't it.

R: very

D: *Sends his second. It's of the gigantic Christmas Tree in the center of Gotham Park. It includes a bunch of mini ice poeple sculptures around the tree*

R: I like the people around it

W: I like the shredded ice on top of the tree, looks like snow

D: Twas my goal Rudolph, but thank you

W: dont's call me that

R: lol

*30 Minutes Go By*

R: hey, where's Alfreds?

W: Yeah, I want to see his.

D: ....just. I just warn you guys. Prepare.

D: *Sends Alfred's. It's an entire scale model of all of Gotham. People on Sidewalks, Cars, Telephone lines, Stop signs, neighboorhoods, the docks, buildings, the park, LITERALLY EVERYTHING*

W: oh my fluffy, oh so fluffy pancakes

R: Holy cherry on top

D: IT TAKES UP THE ENTIRE STUDY

D: HE WINS. TEHRES NO DENYING IT

W: WHY IS HE NOT A SUPERHERO

R: ALFRED CAN DO ANYTHING

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A NEW YEAR EVERYONE! 

I PUBLISHED THE FIRST CHPATER ON JUNE 16, NOT AIMING FOR ANYONE TO ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS YOU ALL HAVE! I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS FOR EVERYTHING! 29 CHAPTERS OF RANDOMNESS AND LAUGHS AND YOU HAVE CHANGED EVRYTHING FOR ME! THANK YOU!

-NIGHTFLYSTARS