D: dude wake up
D: Wally
D: WALLY
D: I NEED YOU TO REPLY
W: what's going on at freaking 4am
D: I need to confess something
W: once again, but 'at 4am'
D: please? It's super important
W: okay. What's going on?
D: first you need to promise me that you won't tell anyone.
W: yeah I promise. Is everything okay?
W: should I get Bruce or Barry, maybe Roy?
D: no no. But read carefully
D: June 12 at 11:34, four years ago, at Gotham Zoo, near the hippo exhibit:
D: I WAS THE ONE WHO FED THEM PIECES OF POPCORN
D: I'M SO SORRY HARRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU SICK
W: .....please
W: please go to sleep
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W: unlock-able can mean that it's able to be unlocked
W: but un-lockable can mean that that's it's not able to be locked
D: woah
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D: are you going to set it on fire?
W: no.
D: why not?
W: I don't make it a habit to set things on fire. One thing leads to another and suddenly I'm an arsonist.
D: ...is that a problem?
W: no, but the law apparently thinks it is.
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W: I HAVE A SUPER COOL SCOOBY DOO FACT!!!
D: why are you searching up scooby doo facts? Isn't this your gym period? You should be running or something.
W: 1st: I'm always running. Ha ha ha....
W: 2nd: shut up, don't judge
W: BUT: shaggy and scooby always run side by side, right? Scooby's breed is a Great Dane. A great dane's top speed is 30-40 mph. So Shaggy can run the same speed as scooby. Therefore shaggy is like the fastest man alive, beating Usian Bolt who's top speed is 27 mph.
D: ok first, yes thats definitely amazing and a lot more important than exercise
D: 2nd: 'shaggy is like the fastest man alive'
D: dude, you and let alone BARRY WHO CAN TIME TRAVEL, are what I like to think of as fast, but you are more amazed by a fictional character's top speed that may or may not be true?
D: you are absolutely right and I agree with your logic
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W: so I heard Dick come through your window last night at like ten, crying and then collapsed on your couch? Maybe you could explain that?
R: so apparently he's been pretty sleep deprived. And recently while studying at about 8:30ish last night while forcing himself to do math homework, he had his calculator 'die' on him.
R: this was pretty serious for his pretty much dead brain and with Bruce being in Washington until Saturday, he was like 'imma go to Roy'. Then he freaking drove like an hour to my apartment that's on the 3rd floor, crawling through my window, all the while still crying over the death of his calculator.
R: yeah so before he knocked himself out, I promised a funeral, so you plan on making a statement?
W: of course bro. Make sure he gets like 20 hours of sleep.
R: no worries, will do.
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D: I'm going to do it
W: please don't
D: c'mon Wally
D: I WAS BORN READY FOR THIS
W: YEAH. BORN READY TO FAIL
D: THEN FAIL I SHALL BUT I WAS BORN FOR THIS AND I SHALL DO IT
D: TRY TO STOP ME
W: ....
D: Bruce said I can't do it
W: lol
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