November,
What better month is there for a Roy Extravaganza!

R: You guys give me butterflies every time I see you

D: awwww

W: im blushing

R: *picture of a cage with almost 10 butterflies flying around*

R: no seriously what do I do with them

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R: The fact that i am considered an adult is hilarious and terrifying

W: one man should not be given so much power

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W: 99 BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL

D: 99 BOTTLES OF MILK

W: TAKE ONE DOWN AND PASS IT AROUND

D: YOU HAVE 98 BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL

*98 bottles of milk later*

D: YOU HAVE ZERO BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL

R: Do you take requests?

W: YUP

R: please stop

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R: guys my apartment complex is having a Halloween decoration contest

R: who wants to help? The theme is  mystery

D: me

R: no not you. Wally can help.

D: but why

R: my land lady fainted because of you last year

D: the theme was haunted. What better than a ghost kid

R: a ghost kid that hacked into everything in the building, and chanted things from outside everyone's windows? Yeah no

D: no fun all of you
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W: Roy come here

R: what. why? I wanna sleep.

W: home alone. There's a spider in the other side of my room. Help me

R: just catch it with a cup

W: okay

W: OH MY GOD ROY THE SPODER IS MOTHER AND SHE GIVING BIRTH UNDER THE CUP. WHAT DO I DO.

W: THERES LIKE A MILLION SPIDER BABIES. MAKE THEM GO AWAY. IM CRYING

R: shut up. Breathe. Give me five minutes.
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D: Roy you took AP human geography right?

R: yup

D: help?

R: sure buddy.
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R: this calls for a celebration!!

W: how is getting your 50th speeding ticket a cause for celebration?

R: shut up or no cake

W: ...I want cake

D: I'll bring it then. What's your favorite flavor

R: more

D: what?

W: obviously he just doesn't understand Roy. Dick, his favorite flavor of cake is more. Aka the flavor doesn't matter as long as you've got us a 4 tier cake with enough sprinkles that make heaven jealous

D: yes sir
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W: hey Roy, where are you

R: what do you mean

W: you said you would help me take the leaves

W: what, don't tell me your lazy

R: laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her

W: wth.

W: nevermind. I'm not even mad anymore. That was great.