W: I've wasted so much time today, I'm now wasting overtime

D: stop

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W: be honest, your just jealous of my brilliance

D: *turns off the light*

W: what my brilliance *turns it back on*

D: *turns it off*

W: *on*

D: *off*

W: *on*

D: *flips the switch so much, the entire city goes off*

W: *steals the rest of the country's light*

D: *takes out the sun*

W: NOOOOOOO

D: not today Wally

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D: like what should I be

D: I could be a doctor

D: or a lawyer

D: or I could a forensic scientist like barry

D: or I could be bruce and have this company and be all smart, but I really kinda don't want to talk to people in suits and are wearing the entire perfume section at Macy's

D: I could be a police officer, but I don't think so because I already do the Robin thing

D: I could be a acrobat but THATS TO MUCH

D: I could be a teacher but I can't stand you and your lucky when I say this right now, but your actually NOT the most annoying person I know (surprise right)

D: I mean I could be an artist but I can't draw a circle

D: I could be an chemist, but I'm to much of a pyromanic for that

D: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

D: im gonna grow up I NEED TO DO THINGS ON MY OWN

D: I DONT NEED OTHER PEOPLES OPINIONS

D: I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS

D: thats it I'm gonna lock myself in my room until I figure this out

D: oh Alfred said that it was okay, but I have to come down for dinner at 8 though

W: glad to see you've got your life together

You sure you don't want to be a police officer? Maybe a secret agent.... you know just giving you an idea Dick. (You never know...)

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D: hey brother - do you still believe in one another

W: hey sister- do you still believe in love I wonder

D: OH IF THE SKY COME FALLING DOWN

W: FOR YOU

R: there is literally nothing that I would do

W: harsh

D: ROY!!!!!!!

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D: so yeah

R: here you are OFF ALL PEOPLE giving me physicatric help

R: like your not even certified

D: actually I hate to break it to you

D: *sends picture of online psychology degree*

R: I stand corrected
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W: Do you ever wonder that when regular dogs see police dogs, they think "Oh no, it a cop!"?

D: asking the real important questions here

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D: bruce repainted my room, I feel like somethings different somehow

D: but I don't know what

W; every time you paint a room, it gets fractionally smaller

D: well heck

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W: astronemers got tired of watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

R: gosh darn it

R: I hope your proud

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D: sometimes I feel like Bruce just can't handle me

D: I went to him and told him that I 'turned on the dark' and he said 'no you turned off the lights'

D: "Did I Bruce, did I R-E-A-L-L-Y?"

W: I pray for anyone that hasn't met you

W: "and may all other souls stay fortunate to never meet this one"

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