D: did you know hair spray is flammable

W: yeah?!

D: well I wish someone FREAKIN told me that BEFORE

W: what have you done?
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W: my spirit animal is the fish that screams "MY LEG" in spongebob

D: very true
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D: bless you

W: what is this witchcraft!!
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D: I'll be on my balcony

D: so theres the tree next to it right

W: yeah, I help you jump over and we'll climb down the tree

D: right and then we leave to go there

R: Once again, Group conversation, And two things, 1st are you guys eloping, and 2nd if its a yes, than I always knew it and send me honeymoon pictures

D: ROY NO HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT

D: WE ARE NOT 

W: ... I mean we could

D: WALLY NO

D: literally Bruce is having another charity ball, and Wally was gonna get me out and we were going to go to his house and play WII sports!!!!

D: NOT ANYTHING ELSE

R: oh its a shame, I thought it was sweet, Wally going all Romeo and Juliet 

W: ... I mean I could

D: YEAH WELL HE ISN'T!!!!!

D: AND WE AREN'T 

D: GOSH DARN IT SHUT UP WALLY

R: fine I'm sorry

R: anyways, if the plan is on, you guys can come to my house and can play my WII here

D: okay, thats fine I guess

R: but you also get that someone could take your conversation in a completely different direction

D: yeah

D: but just summing it up, Wally and I are not eloping

R: right

W: ... but we could

*Dick has blocked this conversation*

R: LOL

I don't really ship BirdFlash, but in honesty, I can totally see how and why others would ship them! But on another note, RedAlert98 on Fanfiction.Net has this story 'We're Not A Couple' and I highly suggest for you to read it if you need a good laugh!

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D: when are you coming home?

D: never mind Iris and I are going to Walmart, the key is under the 2nd potted plant to the right

W: what, Why are you with her?

D: because Iris and I have a coupon-ing club. We do coupons together is the point, and I have a 2 for $3 on shaving cream and Iris has a buy one get 50% off on any cereal, AND they both expire today

W: I could question it but no

W: hold on, why do you need shaving cream, you don't even shave

D: I know right, but its a COUPON Wally

D: Iris saw your text and she said that you just wouldn't understand if you weren't in the club

W: well thanks!

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W: is mayonnaise an instrument

D: anythings an instrument if you can hear music from it, whether its everyone or only you

W: *cokes on tears* thanks bro

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D: so at school, during homeroom we had one of those 'study skills' lessons, and one kid was being really annoying and asked the teacher all these stupid questions, so the teacher made the kid carry a little potted plant that teacher had on his desk, to replace all of the oxygen the kid had wasted

W: 10/10 

W: but on another note

W: WHY IS YOU SCHOOL LIKE THIS

D: I DON'T KNOW, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RICH AND SMART, BUT WE REALLY ARE ONLY RICH, 

D: except for me and Barbra 

D: we is smert

W: yes you is

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