This chapter is going to be really big on Roy, (mainly just because he's the awesome older brother of our favorite idiots :D )

This chapter is dedicated to @TurtleWarrior03 for coming up with this first text post:

D: Wally, I think there has been a robber in the house! A bunch of my snacks are missing! Same with Bruce's!

W: Oh... really? That sucks dude.

D: Wally...

D: Did you get into our house and eat out food?

W: WHAT...PFFT NO! I.. Was.. at Roy's?

R: Wally don't lie to him, You took all his food and brought it to my house.

W: ROY!

D: Wally I suggest you hide, Bruce saw the text! I mean he can buy more... but he's angry that you got into the house and he didn't know.

W: Well Bye!

R: I bet he'll be dead in minutes.

D: I bet seconds.

Again, credits to @TurtleWarrior03 for writing that one! 😄
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D: hey guys

R: wth man

R: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HEY GUYS

D: I'm saying hello

W: NO IDIOT YOU DJPULD BE EXPLAINING WHY YOU WERE IN THE HOSPITAL

D: I could or I could tell you a funny story

R: does it have to do with the hospital?

D: yeah actually

D: anyways after getting a concussion, breathing in a paralyzingly drug , and being shot , I somehow managed to climb up to the top of gothams tallest bridge

W: go on

D: so Bruce finds me and I'm like how did you find me

D: and he says that apparently (I didn't remember this at the time and still don't) I left him a voicemail of where I left my will and funeral plans

R: idiot

D: and then he asks me how the hellIUM I managed to get up here so I said (and I don't remember this part either) but apparently I said DETERMINATION

W: haha I'm in stitches

D: lol so am I

R: IDIOT
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R: why

W: why what

R: you know what

D: why are you asking why

R: because you know why

W: what I don't get what you mean by why

R: AGH WHY YOU IDIOTS

R: NEVERMIND

W: you don't think he meant

D: yes. Why

D: did the old lady swallow the fly
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D: just a question but don't you ever get lonely

R: how can I get lonely when the the two of you are blowing up my phone at 4 am?

D: true

*4 Days Later*

R: since you guys were so worried that I was lonely I got this:

R: *sends photo of a dark rock with googly eyes, and a smile drawn on with red sharpie*

R: his name is jimmy
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D: UGH I SWEAR

D: Wally is an absolute idiot

R: 1st of all don't call him an idiot, that's my thing

R: 2nd of all I told you not to trust him with errands

R: and what about the time we sent you to go get ice cream and you came back an hour later with bags of stuffed animals

D: SALES ROY SALES you can't pass off a buy one get one

R: omg, jimmy the rock is literally more reliable then the two you

W: HURTFUL