D: did you get the package

R: yeah, haven't opened it though

D: ok. Open it, but lock your doors and close all the curtains

R: what the heck did you get me?!

R: what the screaming heck??

R: it's a jar of blood

R: why!?!??

R: where'd you get this?!

R: omg does Bruce know?

R: EXPLAIN NOW

D: okay okay

D: all I'm saying is that it's a gift. When you get pulled over for your, like millionth, speeding ticket, throw some blood on you and say 'you needed to hurry to the hospital' don't answer them if they ask why you hadn't dialed 911

R: omg

R: I don't know whether to thank you or

R: or something

R: You put the mental in sentimental

D: awwwww

D: thank you
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W: ROYYYY GUESSWHAT

R: no

W: BUT ROY

R: I don't care

W: ITS COOL I PROMISE

R: fine

W: I was watching a documentary on an invention that actually allows you to see through walls!!!!!

R: really?

R: that's cool. What is it called

W: 5

W: 4

R: why are you counting

W: until detonation

W: 3

R: detonation of WHAT?

W: 2

W:1

R: ..?

W: THE INVENTION IS CALLED THE WINDOW

R: FREAKING KIDDING ME

R: YOU THINK YOUR SO CLEVER HUH
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W: bro

W: how much do you love me

D: well in a simple way... I love you more than my calculator

W: hearing that from a mathlete makes me feel special
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W: what do lawyers wear to court

W: a lawsuit

W: please don't hate me
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D: parallel lines have so much in common

D: it's really a shame they will never get to meet

W: forbidden love, my new ship
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D: remember when we put bubble mix in the Central City mall fountain

W: yes

W: is this leading to being about the guy who put bubble mix in the sprinkle system at Walmart

D: yes. Look and Listen. We are the kings of mischief and we can not lose that title.

W: so you have a plan

D: remember that lake near your house

W: yup

D: 34 gallons of bubble soap and a speedboat

W: I'm so honored to call you my best friend
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D: I don't want to be that spoiled stereotype rich kid but

D: how much does a country cost?

W: like a LOT of piggy banks

D: shoot
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