W: iM DYING

W: one of my younger cousins comes out of nowhere behind me and I say "where did you come from!?" And she's like "from my moms stomach duh"

D: haha well she's not (totally) wrong
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D: I am ready to fight someone if I need to

W: *clears throat and puts hands on hips*

W: now Richard, where are your manners?

D: sorry mom

D: may I have the honor of engaging you in a physical altercation?
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W: I never understood monopoly.

W: It's like saying "hey we're stressed out about real money, so let's play a game and get stressed out about pretend money!!!!!!

D: it's preparing us for adulthood

W: well screw that

W: im gonna live in a bouncy castle
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D: in the future, imagine how many go-pros will be found on snow mountains containing the last moment of people's lives

W: how many hours of sleep did you get?

D: hours? We're on the note of minutes in single digits man

D: who needs 8 hours when you have a 10 minute nap to save you
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D: ROY

W: BRO WAKE UP

R: whaat he hek guys

R: what the heck guys

R: it's 4 in the morning

D: but it's really important

W: super important

R: ok fine

W *sends photo of a shade of aqua*

W: I need you to tell me if this is aqua or turquoise

D: it's aqua though right

W: dummy it's turquoise

D: no it's NOT

R: I'm blocking this conversation

D: no don't!!!!!!!

R: *blocks conversation*

D: dang it

W: he didn't even tell us his opinion

D: double dang it
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W: Me, uncle Barry, Cisco, Iris, Joe, and Dr. snow cone are playing monopoly. We're in teams. I'm with Barry, Joe and Cisco, and then the girls

D: I though Caitlin told you to stop calling her that

W: shhhh she doesn't need to know

W: there's a central city piece

W: Caitlin is auctioning it

W: the piece is only worth 2.3million and me and uncle Barry fought over it with Cisco and Joe and we bought it for 8.7million

D: lol bro this is why you have no money

W: but no! Everyone has like over 50million and own like 6 pieces, and me and Barry own 2 with like 4million dollars

W: uncle Barry leaned over and saw my text and he yelled BUT ITS WORTH IT

This is another story with my family. My sister and I are the only ones who watch the Flash, so my sister was auctioning it. All my dad knew was that I liked the piece just because of the name and was a pain for me who actually tried to get it. I ended up buying it for 8.7 million. I was broke with everyone else having 50 million dollars. But.....it's worth it.
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D: why do we need a job

D: being an adult is work enough

D: Bruce agrees with me

D: and you know if Bruce agrees then I am gosh darn right