D: dude. i think i'm possessed. that or i'm officially fluent in cat

D: There was this black cat under my balcony. it meowed so i mewed back. then it replied back with another meow. We stood there,looking at each other, meowing, for 5 minutes

W: bro, i'd be more worried about the cat. 

W: i think YOU possessed IT

W: or you just gave it part of your soul

D: In that case, i think i just made a horocrux

W: .....

W: we need to kill the cat

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W: i saw a photo of the WB studios tour. theres a case with Dobby in it.

W: all around the case were literally peoples left socks. its nice to know that people are still trying to free him, even if he did die a free elf

D: This, wally, is how we know that there is still some hope left in humanity.

W: theres still a chance for us

W: ............

W: wanna go pay tribute!

D: I'm emptying my sock drawer right now. I'll be waiting outside.

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W: bro why are you screaming curses in your room?!

W: seriously! ANSWR ME! megan is horrified!

D: I STUBBED MY TOE!!!!!!!

D: THE AGONYYYYYY

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W: im bored

D: wanna play a game

D: I'm gonna give you random scenarios and you have the name the first person u think of to blame it on.

D: World War 3

W: DINKLEBURG!!

D: California sinks into the ocean

W: DINKLEBURG!!

D: Your untimely death

W: you

D: you got that right

D: America becomes a communist

W: DINKLEBURG!!

D: The dead rises from their graves and take over the living

W: you. 100% you

D: wanna help with the incantations 

W: ..........

D: you can never escape

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D: funny how you just walked into that isle, i just walked out of that one

W: what?

D: get the first brand of peanut butter

W: how did you know?!

D: Ha, im not in that isle anymore

W: WHERE ARE YOU!!!!

D: in your nightmares

D: donuts or cupcakes, get the donuts

W: I can't find you!

D: sorry, you just missed me. just left the bread isle

W: STOP THAT

W: I CANT EVEN GO TO WALMART

D: i told you theres no escape from me

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W: it has begun

W: the painful torture 

W: each step fills me with unexplainable pain

W: when will this end?

W: There is still a long way to go

W: I don't think i'll be able to make it

W: tell everyone that i love them

D: Stop being lazy.

D: Walking up a flight of stairs ins't gonna kill you

D: but i will if you don't stop

W: and he walks with renewed vigor, and reaches the top before a certain mountain lion kills him

D: roar and growl and stuff

W: You know your adorable

D: and those were the last words said by our dear friend Wallace West.

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Guest Appearance From Roy

W: so we're doing it tonight?

D: at 1 A.M. exactly

D: I'll get the glitter, you make sure roy doesn't wake up

W: roys car will become the prettiest in the land

R: the two of you have obviously forgotten that this is a group chat

R: what were you doing with my car?

R: ANSWER ME!

R: STAY AWAY FROM MY CAR!

R: IF I SEE A DROP OF GLITTER ON IT, THE ONLY GLITTER YOU'LL SEE WILL BE ON YOUR GRAVES

W: Mission Abort! ABORT MISSION! 

D: Understood. 

D: execute plan R

D: RUN!

R: STAY AWAY FROM MY STUFF