Jaune: WELL!? I'm waiting...

John: H-how are you?

Jaune: Really? Fuyumi could you take and cover Eri's ears for me cause I may end up saying some things that she doesn't want to hear.

Fuyumi: Of course Jaune.
She says as she takes Eri from him and covers her ears.

Jaune: I'm gone for who knows how long and the first thing you say to me is "How are you"?!

Melissa: Jaune, that is not any way to talk to your father.

Jaune: Father? What father i don't see any father here. Just a man who thinks that a families reputation is more important than anything else.

John: Watch your mouth boy, don't you dare talk to your mother like that! We gave you a roof over your head and this is how you repay us!?

Jaune: What do you mean by "roof over you head"!? Are you talking about that so called prison of mine?! I wanted to be a huntsman but You never even bothered trying to train me!

John: We did train you!

Rumi: Yeah you did! But you only did it one time man. I mean you literally gave up on him on the first day! While all of the sudden you spend more time training his siblings then him!

John: You stay out of this you filthy animal this is a family matter!!

Rumi: ANIMAL!?

Rumi was about to attack him only for Jaune to stop her.

Jaune: Rumi, no.

Rumi: But-

Jaune: Trust me, he's not even worth getting his ass kicked by you.

After he said that he kissed her cheek making her a bit flustered.

Rumi: Fine.
She said looking away with her arms crossed with a bit of a pout.

Jaune: And don't you DARE talk to my fiance like that!!

John: Jaune, I don't even approve of any of these girls. Especially the black haired one.

Nemuri: Hey, I have a name you know asshole!!

Jaune: Well guess what I don't care what you think!

John: Jaune this is enough, you are going to break up with these women and you are coming back home!!

Jaune didn't even say anything, he just started laughing hysterically which caught many people off guard beside the god like beings.

John: Is there something funny boy?
He said with a growl.

Jaune: Yes, it's the fact that you disowned me remember?

Many people were shocked by this even Salem was a bit shocked by this sudden information.

Ironwood: John, you disowned your own son over some forged document?!

John: He brought dishonor to the family name!!

Ryuku: That shouldn't give you the right to straight up abandon him!! He thought he would at least have his family by his side but NO!! Instead you just left him for dead all because of some-

Kevondre14: OI!!!!!

Everyone looked at the god a little shocked that he yelled even Ebon was shocked by this since this was the first time he's ever heard his friend yell like that before.

Kevondre14: Listen I understand you all have some stuff to sort out but you will discuss these things LATER!! Now do I make myself clear?

John being stubborn had to try and say something.

John: I-

Kevondre14: You know what...forget this.

Kevondre14 snapped his fingers and all of Ebons restraints were off.

Then a blood red portal opened up upabove him and spat something put only for it to be....

EbonAvenger2: Really!? A fucking dandelion?!?!
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Kevondre14: Oh relax I'm just messing with you.

Something else spat out from the portal only to be....

EbonAvenger2: Ok a folding chair, I can work with that.

Then something else spat out the portal revealing it to be...

EbonAvenger2: A crowbar as well like you said.

Kevondre14: When i say I will do something I always do it. Also one more thing.

Another thing spat out which confusingly was a briefcase. Ebon looked at Kevondre14 with curiosity onky for him to motion him to open it. Which he did and by God he looked like a kid at a toy store.

John: Now hold on-

Kevondre14 didn't even give him the chance to finish his sentence as he snapped his fingers and teleported him somewhere else.

Kevondre14: Ebon, down the hall first door on the left.

EbonAvenger2: Oh I'm going to enjoy this.
He says as he left.

Kevondre14: Alright. As he is handling his own business-

He was cut off by loud screams of pain and alot of crunching which made more then a few people want to vomit from the sound alone.

It was silent until everyone kept hearing more screams of pain. After what felt like hours Ebon came back while dragging an unconscious John behind him. He threw him back towards his wife as he sat back down on his chair, getting comfortable before the restraints came back on.

It was silent for a minute until Kevondre14 decided to break the silence.

Kevondre14: You good now?

EbonAvenger2: A bit but not satisfied.

Kevondre14: Don't worry you can beat his ass during an intermission.
He whispered to Ebon.

Ebon didn't say anything just nodded with an acknowledged hum.

EbonAvenger2: Oh yeah, Kev, aren't you forgetting something?

Kevondre14 thought for a second only to snap his fingers in realization.

Kevondre14: Oh your right.

Kev stuck his palm out and a portal opened up to reveal two "DUMBASSES". Which shocked the audience besides jaunes group as they didn't even know who they were.

Rwbyverse-Jaunes group: THE BROTHER GODS.

GoL: Hello remnant I was wondering why I felt a strong presence in our world.

As he was talking Ebon was thrashing around in is seat.

EbonAvenger2: Hello you goddamn pieces of shit!

GoL: Wow, I thought omnipotent beings like yourself are supposed to be calm and collective, right EbonAvenger2?

EbonAvenger2: And I thought that I'd never meet someone out there whos breath wouldn't smell like dragon shit, but we all can't get what we want now can we?

This resulted in him getting smacked on the head by his girlfriend.

Kevondre14: Why am I friends with you to begin with?

EbonAvenger2: Because I'm the kind of person who doesn't take shit from nobody and because whenever we hang out its really fun.

Kevondre14:....Well, shit you ain't wrong about that.

GoL: I'm surprised that someone like you is even friends with someone who doesn't take his work seriously.

EbonAvenger2: HEY ASSHOLE! For the record I do take my work seriously....most of the time.

GoL: My point exa-

The light God hunched over holding his crotch in pain only to see Kevondre14 holding a red and black glowing sledgehammer.

Kevondre14: Listen I don't mind you talking about me, but when you start talking about my friends, that's something I don't take lightly to. Even though it's true Ebon doesn't take his job seriously ALL the time.

EbonAvenger2: Hey!

Kevondre14: BUT, he still gets his shit done either way in the end. Even if things end up a bit....messy.

GOL: Do you not understand what he's done to different worlds?
He said still holding his crotch in pain.

Kevondre14: And do you not understand the amount of fucks I give?

EbonAvenger2: Oh yeah, don't forget about the thing jinn wanted you to promise.

Kevondre14: Oh yeah...almost forgot about that.

GoL: What are y-AAAUUGGGHU!!!!!

He hunched over holding his balls in sheer pain due to Kevondre14 kicking them with steel toed boots.

Everyone cringed and winced in pain, mostly the guys, even the GoD winced and cringe. Since he may be prideful but even he has his own limits.

Kevondre14: Alright getting a bit back on track, so I'm very sure that Jinn told you everything?

Everyone who knew about Jinn looked at him with shock.

Ruby: You know Jinn?

Kevondre14: Know her? Kid she's one of my girlfriends.

Everyone: HUHH!?!?

Kevondre14: Yeah, Jinn you can come out now.

The lantern started floating up and away from ruby only for it to start cracking and then burst open revealing jinn in a solid black dress.

She floated over to Kevondre14 as he removed the mouth guard and she kissed him for a minute which shocked everyone.

After they kissed they looked into one anothers gaze.

Jinn: Hello my handsome God.~

Kevondre14: And hello to you as well my beautiful genie.~

EbonAvenger2: Ughh, just kill me already.

Ammy: You want me to me to get Armstrong over here?

Ebons eyes widened like dinner plates and looked at his girlfriend.

EbonAvenger2: Please...no...
He said in a pleading tone.

Amaterasu: Then don't say stuff like that. Do I make myself clear?

EbonAvenger2: Yes ma'am. (Why do women have to be so scary?)
He said and thought with a frightened tone.

GoL: Jinn, what is the meaning of this?
He said slightly in pain.

Jinn: Firstly, I'm not your Jinn. I came from another universe. All I did was play the role as an actor.

GoD: So your saying that you weren't the real Jinn? Or at least our jinn?

Jinn only nodded

Kevondre14: It's a bit complicated I know. So if everyone is cool with eachother now get into your seats cause you will be watching something.

Ruby: Like a movie?

Kevondre14: Yeah, something like that....only in this case we will see Jaunes growth as a hero.

Weiss: I'm surprised someone like him could even be a hero.

Midnight: Oh please he's a better hero than you guys could ever hope to be.

This seemed to piss off Yang and Weiss, they were about to start something. But they felt the hard glare of both EbonAvenger2 and Jaune, immediately backing off.

Kevondre14: Oh yeah before I forget...*Snaps fingers*

A bright green glowing light came out of Oscar and formed into Professor Ozpin himself.

Ozpin: How in the...

Kevondre14: Trust me. It's alot more better easier for everyone this way.

Neo seemed to raise her hand catching the Gods attention.

Kevondre14: Yes Neo?

Neo: [Can you bring people back to life?]
She asked on her scroll.

Kevondre14: Yes I can and I will bring him here just not yet, ok?

Neo respected his response with a nod and went to sit down a bit of ways away from both the beacon and Salems group. While everyone else was still confused and trying to process everything that just happened within the span of a single day.