EDEN SOMMERS
"fuck off and kill me already"

"You're worried about school when there's a psychopath out to kill you? Either your priorities are fucked or you're really the main character."

NIKLAUS MIKAELSON
"here doggy doggy"

"Let's say I don't kill your friends because you asked nicely.
Sorry, love, changed my mind as I said it — I'm doing it anyway."

ELIJAH MIKAELSON
"hottest motherfucker in this sad, little town"

"Oh, I don't believe there's a person more deserving of love than you. And I will spend the next millennium ensuring you understand that."

JENNA SOMMERS
"your therapist doesn't get paid enough"

"Let's just curl up and take a nap, okay? Things will be better in an hour."

REBEKAH MIKAELSON
"I could always help you make them jealous"

"You're in love with both of my brothers? Finally, take them off my hands, I need to get laid."

KOL MIKAELSON
"well I am the better looking one"

"Have you ever used your wand for nefarious reasons? Say...in the bedroom? Would you be interested in — oh, do please keep hitting me darling, I'm loving the pain."

ALARIC SALTZMAN
"I don't get paid enough for this."

"Jenna is everything to me. I can't lose her."

KATHERINE PIERCE
"Better you than me"

"I'd be stupid to mess with you. But I would be even more stupid not to befriend you."

HARRY POTTER
"the chosen one or something"

"I've fought a noseless maniac plotting to take over the world with nothing but dumb luck and a fairy tale, you've got supremely better odds."

GINNY WEASLEY
"the Mikaelsons are so much hotter than the Weasleys"

"Fuck this. Fuck you. Fuck me. I cannot be a mother."

HERMIONE GRANGER
"I am not attracted to Rebekah, stop saying that"

"Are you mad? He's one of the oldest vampires in history — there's got to be something we can do to oppose this."

RON WEASLEY
"Things were so much easier when we didn't care about dying"

"You want me to visit you in bumfuck nowhere Vagina? Virginia? Is that even a real place? Bet whoever named it that loved women."

ELENA GILBERT
"I don't want anyone else to get hurt."

"I'm sorry to involve you in this, it isn't your fight. But I could use the help. You're the only hope of stopping him."

BONNIE BENNETT
"At least she's hot and badass"

"Your kind don't deserve magic. And I won't let you use it for the wrong reasons."

CAROLINE FORBES
"They're objectively hot. I have eyes, but I also have a brain. And logic."

"Forget about stupid old vampires for a minute. Focus on the party. Drink. Let loose. You're allowed to have fun, you know."

STEFAN SALVATORE
"I am not going to let you die tonight"

"When you said you've killed people before — were you always this brutal about it? Or is this a one-off? Either way, I just want to be prepared for the next time I make you angry."

DAMON SALVATORE
"the adults are talking"

"I don't care about anyone. And I like it that way. Or, I did. I care about you, shut up, it's no big deal."

NOTES !

This book will contain:
- swearing
- sexual abuse (not involving Klaus or Elijah)
- graphic depictions of torture and gore
- smut (lots of it idc)
- ptsd
- drinking / alcohol addiction (not from the main character)
- nightmares
- anxiety
- grieving
- mentions of child abuse/neglect
- some elena gilbert bashing (but not an insane amount)
- enemies to alllll lovers
- soulmates
This book will contain (the following kinks)
- choking
- begging
- light bdsm
- orgasm control
- light age play (no ddlg!!)
- anilingus
- exhibitionism (light)
- masochism
- breeding kinks
- public sex
- quirofilia
- blood sharing
- blood kink
- knife play (somewhat)

THIS BOOK WILL NOT CONTAIN
- incest
- ddlg
- kink shaming

IMPORTANT DETAILS:
Harry Potter timeline:
- Harry and co. born around 1993
- Wizarding war started in 2009 instead of 1997 and finished 2010, right after season one events of tvdu start happening.
- this is a long-haul fic, starting in end of season 1 of tvdu and going past s3 into slight au

enjoy hehe