Rosaimee's Challenge: Write a haiku about my favourite pet. Those of you who know me will know I am not a fan of poetry (too un-artistic/thick to appreciate it), so this is a big step. If I can think of one that fits all of Aimee's criteria, I'll post a "Take 2".

Dedicated to JaxMacNamara, who probably loves poetry as much as I dislike it.

So slimy and wet

Green on scarlet, glistening

My wintermelon.