Frisk: oh!  It's Lancer and Susie!

Chara: bleh, they're only friends.  Disgusting 

Frisk: well....I just can't imagine them dating to be honest....

Chara: well just bluntly say that it's a terrible ship then

Frisk: but Chara it would hurt the people who like this kind of ship's feelings!

Chara: whatever, it's their fault for liking this then

Bonus:

Hm....nice pics I found while searching—

Chara: *slaps me* GO DO THAT IN ANOTHER BOOK YOU IDIOT