Chapter 1: The One With Dean's New Roomate
It was late into Sunday morning when the group of friends gathered in their usual meeting place, Central Perk. Dean Ambrose was sitting on the cafe's couch with Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks.
"I'm telling you guys I need a new roommate. This Corey guy keeps cooking breakfast for all my one night stands." Dean told them.
"Is it really that much of a deal breaker?" Becky asked.
"When I hook up with a chick I expect her out of my place by the time I wake up. With this asshole in my apartment I can't get rid of them." Dean explained.
"Yeah.. He's right, he needs a new roommate." Sasha assured her.
Finn Balor walked into the cafe and sat down on the chair next to the couch.
"It's official, I'm divorced." Finn announced.
His friends all looked over at him with sympathy.
"I'm sorry, Finn. I know you really thought things were going to work out with Aj." Becky said as she grabbed her brothers hand to comfort him.
Finn gave her a half smile to show his appreciation for her concern.
"On the plus side, you'll be getting a hell of a lot more ass now that you're single." Dean said as he casually took a sip of his coffee.
Everyone looked over at Dean for a moment.
"Especially if you're still doing that whole bisexual thing. I mean then you'd really be getting some ass.. if you know what I mean." Dean winked over at Finn.
Finn shook his head at Dean's comment.
"Dean is kicking Corey out." Sasha told Finn.
"Dude, this is like your fourth roommate this month." Finn told him.
"So.. Maybe I'm a little picky." Dean told them.
"A little." Sasha laughed.
"You know what? An old friend of mine is moving to the city and he's been looking for a place. Maybe you should meet him." Finn suggested.
"What friend?" Dean asked completely unimpressed.
"You remember Seth don't you, Becks?" Finn asked.
Becky looked up at him and froze for a moment.
"Um.. no, er-yes. I mean I think so.." Becky said as she nervously scratched the back of her head.
Sasha and Dean both looked over at Becky curiously.
"Seth was my roommate in college. He's a cool dude." Finn assured Dean.
"Fine, I'll meet him. But I'm not making any promises." Dean said.
"Okay, I'll give him a call." Finn said as he got up and walked away.
Suddenly, Nikki Bella walked into Central Perk with a handful of shopping bags.
"You guys! I just found the biggest sale at Victoria Secret!" Nikki exclaimed in excitement.
Dean rolled his eyes as Nikki put her bags down on the coffee table. Nikki glanced over and saw the look on Becky's face.
"Why do you have that weird look on your face?" Nikki asked her.
"What look? I don't have a weird look on my face.. do I?" Becky asked awkwardly.
Dean and Sasha both turned their heads to face her.
"You do." Sasha told her.
"Yep, that face is definitely weird." Dean added.
Becky shrugged her shoulders and took a big sip of her coffee. Nikki gave her a skeptical glance before pulling out a black, slip dress.
"Here, Sash. This is for you." Nikki said as she tossed her the dress.
Dean glanced over at the thin layer of clothing with intrigue.
"You still have that date tonight, don't you?" Nikki asked.
"I do. Thanks Nicole." Sasha said.
Becky looked over at Nikki in disbelief.
"At least one of us is getting laid tonight." Dean commented.
"Wow. You just assumed she would sleep with this girl on the first date?" Becky asked.
"It's Sasha.. so yeah, I think that a pretty accurate assumption." Dean told Becky.
"He's right. I'm totally putting out tonight." Sasha said.
Becky shook her head as Sasha gave Dean a high five. Nikki let out a small laugh in amusement of Becky's innocence.
Later that afternoon, Becky and Sasha were hanging out in their apartment. Sasha was in the living room painting her nails while Becky sat at the kitchen table rewriting her mother's old recipes.
"Why don't you just digitalizar those stupid recipes? You're gonna have to rewrite them again in a few years." Sasha asked.
"Because I don't want to." Becky said.
"Well it's not like you can cook anyway. Just give them to Finn or something." Sasha told her.
"I can cook." Becky assured her.
Sasha's eyes widened in disagreement with Becky.
Across the hall, Dean was getting a beer from his refrigerator when he heard a knock at the door. He opened the door to find Seth standing in the hallway.
"Where's my pizza?" Dean asked seriously.
Seth looked at him in confusion for a moment.
"No, I'm not the pizza guy." Seth laughed.
Dean furrowed his eyebrows in confusion.
"I'm Finn's friend, Seth." He introduced himself.
Dean looked Seth up and down with skepticism.
"Well you don't have pizza.. so that's not a good start." Dean said as he pushed opened the door to let Seth in.
Seth walked into the apartment awkwardly.
"I really want pizza." Dean said to himself before going back into the apartment.
"So why are you looking for a roommate?" Seth asked.
"I don't know, why are you looking for a place to stay?" Dean responded.
Dean and Seth looked at each other for a moment before sharing a laugh.
"You have another one of those beers?" Seth asked.
Dean gave Seth a nod of approval and grabbed him a beer.
"Quick question. If we were roommates and I hooked up with a girl.. what would you do if you saw her the next morning?" Dean asked.
"This is assuming you're still asleep or something?" Seth asked.
"Uh huh." Dean said.
"I'd lie and say you already left the apartment. Then I'd make it look like I was in a hurry to be somewhere so she'd feel obligated to leave." Seth told him.
Dean nodded his head and let out a big smile.
"The room is yours if want it." Dean told him.
"Really? Just like that?" Seth asked.
"Don't worry. If I change my mind I'll just kick you out in a few days." Dean told him.
"Oh, great." Seth said as he took a sip of his beer.
Later that evening, Sasha walked out of her room in the black slip dress Nikki had bought for her.
"How do I look?" Sasha asked as she modeled for Becky.
"You look beautiful, Sasha." Becky told her.
Dean suddenly walked in and saw Sasha in her dress.
"Damn, girl! You look hot!" Dean told her.
Sasha let out a playful laugh as Seth walked in behind Dean. Becky froze as Seth's attention went directly to Sasha.
"Hey. I'm Seth." He introduced himself as he let out a confident smirk.
"I'm Sasha." She said as they shook hands.
Seth looked her up and down for a moment.
"And I'm also gay." Sasha told him.
The smile in Seth's face quickly faded away as Dean let out a big laugh.
"Well, damn." Seth said uncomfortably.
Becky tried to fix her hair as Dean began raiding her refrigerator. Seth turned around and saw Becky.
"Rebecca?" Seth asked.
"Seth, uh.. to see you again- it's nice to." Becky scrambled her words.
Dean and Sasha looked at Becky in confusion.
"What?" Seth asked.
"Okay, bye." Becky said as she walked around him and rushed out the door.
Seth stood there in confusion for a moment.
"That was weird." Sasha thought out loud.
"Anyway, Seth here is my new roommate." Dean told Sasha.
"Congratulations. Enjoy it while it lasts." Sasha told Seth.
"Okay well.. We're gonna go pick up chicks at the bar." Dean said as he began to walk out of the door with an entire tupperware bowl of spaghetti.
"Becky made that." Sasha told him.
Dean immediately turned around and put the spaghetti back in the refrigerator. Sasha shook her head as Seth now followed Dean out of the apartment.
That night, Becky had gone across the street to Nikki's apartment for help. She was burying her face with her hair as Nikki poured her a glass of wine.
"You really just ran away?" Nikki asked.
"I have to move don't I?" Becky realized.
"What?" Nikki asked in confusion.
"If he is going to be Dean's new roommate then I have to move. I have to get far away from here." Becky began to panic.
"Don't be ridiculous, Becks. So what if you had a little crush on him in college? It's not that big of a deal." Nikki assured her.
"It's not?" Becky asked hopefully.
"No. And besides, it's not like you still have a crush on him or anything." Nikki said.
Becky began to cover her face with her hair again.
"Oh god. You still have a crush on him don't you?" Nikki asked with concern.
"I haven't seen him in years.. and now he's here and he's tall.. and somehow he got even hotter." Becky complained.
"Here, drink this." Nikki said as she pushed Becky's wine closer to her.
Becky grabbed the glass of wine and took a big drink.
Down the hall from Nikki's apartment, Finn had just finished getting settled into his new place. He was about to put on his favorite record when someone knocked on his door. He danced his way over and opened the door to find his ex-wife standing there.
"Aj?" Finn asked in confusion.
"I'm sorry to come over like this but Phil thought I should let you know.." Aj began to say.
"I should know what? And who the hell is Phil?" Finn asked.
"I'm pregnant, Finn." Aj told him.
Finn froze in disbelief.
"It's yours." Aj added.
All the color drained from Finn's face as he began to get light headed. Aj stood there awkwardly as Finn stared off blankly, still in a state of shock.
The next morning, Becky was making herself a cup of coffee when Dean and Seth walked in and sat down at the table. Becky turned around and froze when she saw Seth.
"C-coffee?" Becky asked with a stutter.
"I'm gonna take a leak." Dean said as he walked off to the bathroom.
Seth stood up and walked towards Becky.
"I can get it, but thanks." Seth told her.
Becky felt her heart began to race as Seth walked by her. She sat down at the table, hoping to god she wasn't about to faint. Becky took a big sip of her coffee as Seth sat back down at the table with her. He let out a polite smile and Becky looked around nervously, hoping Dean would hurry in the bathroom.
"So it looks like we're gonna be neighbors." Seth said suddenly.
"Are we? I didn't really think about it.." Becky tried to play it cool.
"Yeah.. Because I would be Dean's roommate.. and he lives across the hall." Seth examined awkwardly.
"Right." Becky said as she took another sip of coffee.
Seth looked over and saw all the recipes Becky was trying to rewrite.
"You know you could just digitalizar those recipes. It'd make things a lot easier in the future." Seth suggested.
"Yeah.. that's a really smart idea." Becky said as she let out a dorky smile.
Dean suddenly stormed out of the bathroom.
"Okay! Who took my playboys out of the bathroom?" Dean asked in frustration.
"I did." Becky told him.
Seth couldn't help but laugh.
"Why the hell would you do that?" Dean asked.
"Because that's our bathroom, Dean. I put the magazines back at your place the other day." Becky said.
"Unbelievable." Dean said as he opened the refrigerator.
Becky looked over at Dean and rolled her eyes.
"You guys got any pizza?" Dean asked.
"No, but I've been wanting to try to make my moms homemade pizza recipe if you-." Becky began to say before Dean stopped her.
"On second thought, I'll have coffee." Dean said.
Becky watched Dean in confusion as he sat down at the table with her and Seth. When Nikki walked in Dean let out a sigh of annoyance. Nikki pretended not to hear him.
"Seth! How are you?" Nikki asked as she greeted him with a hug.
Nikki looked over Seth's shoulder and gave Becky a thumbs up.
"You're right. He's gotten hotter." Nikki mouthed quietly to Becky.
Dean furrowed his eyes and looked over at Becky.
Sasha walked out of her room with a tall brunette woman. Everyone turned their heads as Sasha grabbed the girl by the waist and kissed her on the lips.
"Bye, Bayley." Sasha told her.
"Call me?" Bayley asked as she opened the door.
"Definitely." Sasha told her.
Bayley smiled back at her and left the apartment. Dean looked over at Sasha and nodded in approval.
"You're not gonna call her are you?" Nikki asked.
"Nope." Sasha said as she walked over and poured herself a cup of coffee.
Seth looked at Dean curiously for a moment.
"So how did you losers do last night? Pick up any chicks?" Sasha asked.
Dean and Seth both looked down in embarrassment.
"Not exactly." Dean told her.
Sasha let out a small laugh.
"You guys should come out with me tonight. I think I can show you a thing or two with the ladies." Sasha told them.
"I do just fine with the ladies." Seth assured her.
Becky and Nikki looked at each other in approval of Seth comment.
"Most girls see the two of you and they know what your game plan is. You guys make it so damn obvious that you're just looking to hook up." Sasha explained.
"Well that's what we want.." Dean told her.
"Yeah but they don't need to know that. Girls want to think your interested in them. You've gotta play the game and let them think your one night stand is going to lead to something else." Sasha said.
"Yeah, that used to be my game until some chick tried to shank me for not calling her back." Dean told everyone.
"What game?" Nikki laughed.
Dean squinted his eyes at her.
"I have game." Dean assured her.
"Sure you do." Nikki said as she rolled her eyes at him.
Dean stood up in frustration.
"I'll have you know that I've slept with nearly every girl in this apartment building." Dean said as he walked over to her.
"Yet out of all those girls that you've slept with, how many have you actually dated?" Nikki asked him.
"None." Dean said.
"Exactly." Nikki tried to prove her point.
"What do you mean exactly? I don't want to date any of them. But I could if I wanted to." Dean told her.
"Is that a bet?" Nikki asked.
"You're damn right it is." Dean told her.
"Fine. Then I bet you a hundred bucks that you can't date someone for more than a week. And it doesn't even have to be someone in this building.. any girl." Nikki told him.
"You're on." Dean said as they shook hands.
Sasha and Seth watched in amusement as Becky rolled her eyes.
"This isn't going to end well." Becky said to herself.
Suddenly, Finn walked into the apartment with a blank expression on his face.
"Hey, man!" Seth began to greet him before stopping himself.
"Finn?" Sasha asked in confusion.
Becky stood up with concern when she saw the bags under his eyes.
"Have you gone to sleep yet?" Becky asked her brother.
Finn stood there, still in a state of shock from the night before.
"Aj." Finn mumbled.
"What about her?" Nikki asked.
"Phil." Finn continued to mumble.
"Who the hell is Phil?" Dean asked.
Finn continued moving his mouth but nothing came out.
"Baby." Finn said as he looked down at his stomach.
"Holy shit, dude! Are you pregnant?" Dean asked.
Everyone looked at Dean in disbelief at his comment.
"Aj." Finn mumbled again.
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