Wade:*jumps through the window of Peter's house*SPIDEY!!

-_- What Wade?

Wade:ITS MISSION TIME!!

By mission you mean something crazy

Wade:HELL YEAH!!*turns Peter three*

-_- seriously....

Wade:NOW ONTO FACE TWO!! >:3

*looks scared and backs up a bit*

I don't like the sound of that

Wade:*grabs Peter and puts him in a mini spider man suit*

Wade: ADORBALE!!*takes pictures*

-_- why do you need me like this?

Wade:For the mission to sell calendars. 

*eye twitches*What...

Wade:*holds up calendars full of pictures of the Avengers*See. I just need you to complete it

....*tackles Wade and uses talons to hurt him and kicks Wade out of the house* crazy man

-Parker Romanoff Signing off