//A little one shot for Assassin_Angel13 dare and since I don't have a crush this was the compromise. Now prepare for a random Spongebob parody. P.s don't start the song yet.

In the city of Providence,in a pizza parlor sat a boy around the age of seventeen wearing a hoodie,baggy jeans,and sneakers and a bright yellow pikachu beanie. The boy was known as David aka the admin of Peter Parker Romanoff. The boy looked awestruck as he stared at a slice of pizza as it was the only thing he could see in the room.

"Look at that pizza. It looks so good" David then got up and was about to order the pizza slice until a group of bikers walked in and ordered the slice. David quickly panicked and stole the slice since he was the one who wanted it and in return gave the bikers his sneakers as they quickly ate them. At David's house,him and the pizza where in the kitchen as the pizza had on a little chef's hat and near the stove."That smells delicious" David said as he picked up the pizza slice and then looked at it."You know Pizza when I'm with you it's like we're in our own little world and nothing can hurt us" David  then sniffed the air as the stove caught on fire "Do you smell that?". He then turned around and saw the stove on fire as Jesse the admin puppy barked and used a fire extinguisher to put out a fire."Nice job Admin puppy" he said with a smile and then felt his phone buzz and took it out and saw a call from the oh so lovable mercy with a mouth that every one loves and can't resist (*in the admin office*WADE STOP STEALING MY PHONE!!
Wade:*holding the admins phone*NEVER!!!) Wade Wilson. The boy ignored the call and then looked at the pizza slice."Let's go for a stroll" he said as he walked out the door unknown that Wade had been watching the whole scene from outside the window."I'VE BEEN REPLACED BY A PIZZA!!!" Wade cried as he soon stormed off "I'LL FIND A BETTER PIZZA AND USE IT TO SMACK DAVID IN THE FACE!!". Meanwhile a montage of David and the pizza slice had starred to take place as music played in the background

//start the song now

David slowed dance while holding the pizza slice "Oh baby,
They may call me a fool,
But I can't help our gravitational pull.
When i stuff you with cotton candy,
It reminds me you're so sweet" the montage then showed David and the pizza slice riding a bike "When we go riding, it's dandy,
The way you hang on to the seat,
Bay-ay-ay-by!".

David and the pizza then sat a bench near the pound feeding the geese "When I'm with you,
Our love is stronger than glue.
Whoo! OH BABY!
There isn't anything
There's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you..." David then the slice missing and then saw it surrounded by geese."Hey! Let go of her you pizza eaters". The geese ignored David and started to get closer to the pizza.

"No! Get away!" David soon charged at the geese and started to fight them. He punched and kicked at the birds until they got scared and ran away and then picked up the pizza slice.
"Pizza? You okay sweetoms?
I'm so sorry!I'll never let you out of my sight again,And I'll always keep you out of harm's waaaaayyy!" David hugged the pizza closely and the scene changes to David and the pizza taking a ride in a swam boat.

"Oh baby, I love you so strong.That's why I'm singing this song.BAY-AY-AY-BY!Your looks are sweeter than honey
From your pickles to your buns,
It ain't even funny— AAAAAOOOH!" Both David and the pizza fell out of the swan boat and David soon resurfaced and looked for the slice of pizza.

"I'm coming for you!Oh no! Look at you!" David said as the pizza lost its cheese and toppings and started to gather them"Don't worry, pizza. I'll take care of this!". David soon gathered all the cheese and toppings and placed it back on the pizza "There you go!All better. Oh baby".

Later that day,David walked into the same pizza parlor from eailer looking nice as he had for once took off his pickachu beanie and got all fancy.

//Admin fc is Louis Tomlinson. Thanks to CORVELLA for the admin fc i owe you one buddy

People started at David as he soon brought the pizza slice in and sat at a table. He looked at the pizza as people just stared at him until a certain  familiar comic book company creator appeared."Hello there true believer" David turned his head up as his eyes widen because standing before him was his hero. Stan Lee.

"Y-your.." David studered as he looked at his child hood hero and didn't believe he was a small pizza parlor in rhode island of all places. Stan Lee nodded and then looked at the pizza slice and then at David."Son why are here with that pizza slice?"."cause I love pizza"."Son listen to me" Stan said as he patted David on the shoulder"I once like you. I had a slice of pizza i was crazy for"."Really?"."Yup" Stan said "and you know what happened to the slice"."what?"."I ate it" Stan said with a grin "And then I started marvel comics. You see pizza is meant to be eaten not loved". David nodded and then looked at the slice before picking it up and eating it."Better?". David nodded and then stood up "Now yo go write Spider-Man stories" David said as he walked out of the pizza parlor as Stan Lee looked at the reader."And that's how you make an admin eat" Stan then pulled his face off to reveal Wade who was laughing like a maniac."TILL THEN CHIMICHANGA LOVERS!!"

//😂😂😂 what the hell did I just write?

-Admin signing off