-Five years ago-

A eleven year old Peter Parker Romanoff had walked down the street from school as he had just finished escaping Flash and his goons."I can't believe I out ran meat head and his goons" the boy said before sighing "Why can't they just leave me alone". The eleven year old then heard noises from an alley way and turned his head to see a dog looking for food."Oh hey little guy" Peter said as he walked up to the dog who backed away a bit."It's okay bud. I won't hurt you" Peter said as he took off his back pack and pulled out a sandwich from it and held it out to the dog "You hungry?". The dog sniffed the sandwich before bitting it and begun to devour it as Peter smiled."I'm gonna call you Sandwich" the eleven year old said as he held out his hand in front of the dog as the dog sniffed it before letting Peter pet him causing the dog to wag it's tail."Hey sandwich how do you feel about coming home with me?" Peter said as the dog barked in agreement causing the boy to smile. 

-time skip-

Peter had held containers full of food and was about to head up the stairs until his mother spoke to him from the tabel while reading a mission report.

Natasha:We eat at the tabel Peter

The eleven year old looked at Natasha and gave a smirk."No. I know I just got alot of homework tonight". Natasha raised an eyebrow and looked at her son

Natasha:So bring your homework out here

Peter looked at the stairs and quickly came up with an excuse."It's just you know.  I work really better in my room". Natasha sighed and then spoke in her strict motherly tone

Natasaha: You're gonna make a mess like that one time you tried to cook

"Omg. That was one time that happened!". Natasha sighed and looked at her eleven year old son with a strict glare.

Natasha:Peter, you eat at the tabel in a chair. I'm really not asking you too--

Natasha was cut off by the sound of a dog barking causing her to look confused as Peter looked nervous.

The red haired woman then stood up and went up the stairs to Peter's room as the sound of barking was coming from his room as Peter followed her."It's probably nothing,probably the pipes--do you ever hear the pipes and it sounds like dog's barking? I do, all the time" Peter said with a sheepish smile as Natasha raised am eyebrow "It's totally normal and not worth looking into"."I mean I wouldn't bother to-" Natasaha opened the door and saw Sandwich the dog laying on Peter's bed

"His name is Sandwich" Peter said innocently as Natasaha gave him her famous 'your in trouble glare'.

Natasha sighed and then turned around and walked towards the stairs.

Natasha:We're calling animal control

"What!?" Peter said as Natasha walked down stairs and picked up the phone as Peter looked at her over the railing.

Natasha:Peter your not ready to own a dog yet

"Come on mom. He's only gonna be here one night that's like nothing" the eleven year old pleaded. Natasha sighed and looked at her son and held the phone up with the number for animal control on it.

Natasha:Call this number so someone can come and pick up the dog.

Peter just looked at his mother and huffed as he ignored her instructions. Natasha sighed and then looked at Peter.

Natasha:Fine, I'll call. Get the dog off your bed. It probably has fleas so get it off your bed before it's fleas spread all over it.

"SANDWICH DOESN'T HAVE FLEAS!!" Peter said angrily as he stormed off to his room and sat down on his bed with Sandwich and started to pet him and looked at him."You'd tell me if you had fleas,right sandwich?". A few minutes later that night a man from animal control showed up and took Sandwich and talked to Natasha as Peter sat on the stair and watched saddly as the dog was taken away. Natasha closed the door and then looked at Peter.

Natasha:Peter I'm sorry,but we can't have a dog

Peter looked at her with sadness in his eyes.

"Whatever..." the eleven year old said as he stood up and walked to his room as Natasha sighed and looked down.

-the next day-

Peter walked into the house after a long day of school and was still mad about not being able to keep Sandwich. Natasha was on the couch reading and heard Peter enter the room and looked up at him.

Natasha:How was school?

"Fine. We've learned all about dogs and how great they are and how everyone should have one" Peter said a bit mad as he walked up the stairs. Natasha sighed and went back to reading.

Natasha:That's nice..

Peter sighed and entered his bed room and flopped onto his bed and sighed. He then looked up and saw a goldfish bowl with a blue fish in it on his desk. He then got up and went down stairs and went up to Natasha with a look of surprisse on his face "Did you get me a fish?". Natasha put her book down and smiled at Peter.

Natasha: It's not exactly a dog,but it's as close as I could get.

Peter smiled and hugged Natasha."Thank you mom".

Natasha:*smiles*Your welcome Peter

"I'm going to name it after you"

Natasha:Please don't

"In your honor"

Natasha:No

"Natasha the fish".

Natasha: Peter

"Hey I can make little mermaid puns now since you have red hair and my fish named after you"

Natasha: I'll flush both of you down the toilet if you keep this up

Peter snickered at this as he had a smile on his face."hehe but I'm punny".

-Parker  Romanoff Signing off

//based off the mutts ado about nothing comic