So.....Spider Ham Showed up

Spider-Ham:That's right

So...Ham want to tell them who you are

Spider-Ham: Of course. You see I..hold on*holds up a video of his origin story*

Spider-Ham:Then I became Spider Ham again when Romanoff almost got killed and I saved him and now he looks up to me as a great wise master

-_- Ham...

Spider Ham:What? It's true

-_- No it's not

Spider Ham:It is!

No,it's not!

-Parker Romanoff Signing off