*wakes up in apartment and looks around*why does everything look so big....wait*looks at mirror and sees five year old self*Seriously...*sighs*

*sees a note and picks it up and starts to read it*

Note:Dear Spidey,Hi it's me Deadpool. I love spideypool fanfics, blood baths,long walks on the beach,Bob Ross parodies,and being loveable. I turned you into a kid,because you forgot to go on a mission with me so this is pay back mother f***er! And you'll never find me. I'm shooting Deadpool 2 and hanging out with Cabel
-Love Deadpool p.s. CHIMICHANGAS!! P.s.s. your mom is hot p.s.s.s. Spideypool forever!

*crushes the note and throws it away*Damn it Wade...*gets off of bed and goes into the closet and grabs main suit and puts it on**has the suit adjust itself to his current size*

Welp....Spider-Boy is back for awhile...*opens the window and climbs and webswings away*Time to find some bad guys to beat up and put in jail.

-Parker Romanoff Signing off