*walks into apartment tired*Work was killer....im glad it's over..*hears Tessa bark and looks over sees Tessa hitting Wade on the couch*

Wade:*screams* Down puppy!

...*picks up Tessa*Good girl*pets Tessa*  Wade what are doing here...again

Wade:TO BE YOUR NEW ROOMMATE!!*holds up suitcases full of unicorns and chimichangas*

...hell no

Wade:HELL YES!! YOU NEED A ROOMMATE!!

I do,but it won't be you*grabs Wade and throws him out of the apartment and locks the door*

Wade:*bangs on the door*AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!! I will always love...YYYYYOOOOOUUUUU~

-_- your not gonna be my roommate Wade

Wade:I WILL IF MY NAME ISN'T CHIMICHNAGA HUNTER WI-Oh a butterfly*smashes through a window*

...crazy man

-Parker Romanoff Signing off