*walks into the apartment and sees Wade on floor in front of the fireplace*

Wade:Why hello there Mr.Romanoff

......wtf...

Wade:IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY SPIDEY SO I CAME TO SHOW MY LOVE!!!*holds up spideypool fanfics*

*grabs the fanfics and throws them into the fire place and watches them burn*No spideypool

Wade:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I MADE COPIES!!*holds up more fanfics* NOTHING CAN DESTROY SPIDEYPOOL!!

OUT OF MY APARTMENT*grabs Wade and throws him out of the apartment and locksthe door. Throws the spideypool fanfics into the fire and watches them burn*Crazy man...and no spideypool

-Parker Romanoff Signing off