*puts on headphones and listens to The Ballad Of Blibo Baggins*

*sings along*Now, hobbits are peace-loving folks, you know
They're never in a hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just like to eat and be left alone
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
On a big adventure to the caves below

To help some dwarves get back their gold
That was stolen by a dragon in the days of old *sings while webswingimg*

-Parker Romanoff Signing off