*sits on couch* this is the life....my own place that I can my ow-*hears a crash and jumps up*The hell!?*turns around and sees Wade sitting on the floor with broken glass behind him*

Wade:HI SPIDEY!!

....Wade how did you find my apartment?

Wade: Easy by the power of love and Spideypool and  i followed you

...out!*points to the door*

Wade:But you need a roomate and I can be your oh so sexy roommate

Nope!*grabs Wade and kicks out of the apartment and locks the door*Note to self Wade proof my apartment

-Parker Romanoff Signing off