Wade:HELLO LOVELY SPIDEYPOOL SHIPPERS!! ITS ME AND SPIDEY'S BROMANCE ANAVERISRY!!

-_- aka a year since Wade tried to kill me

Wade:I SAID I WAS SORRY!!

Yeah yeah

Wade:ALSO IT'S TIME FOR MY STORY!!

What...

Wade:HELL YEAH THAT'S MY ORIGIN STORY!! OR IS IT THE ONE I WANTED!?!

Can I go home now?

Wade:NEVER!!

-_- I hate you Wade

Wade: I KNOW YOU MEAN LOVE~

-Parker Romanoff and Wilson Signing off