POV: BadTimes

I was sitting on my bed, thinking. I had the overwhelming feeling of being read. I thought back to the thoughts I had when I was with Robo. Those weren't my thoughts though. 

Night was settling on FriendCraft, so my room was dark. The shadows were unsettling, and I swore I saw something rustling around in-between them.

Wow, good job. For someone with glasses, you have good eyesight. 

A shiver went down my spine. "Who are you?" I shouted to the dark.

To be fair, I wear glasses too. Also that wasn't a shout. That was a wimpier.

I pushed myself against the wall. "I-I'm not scared of you!"

Don't be. You're going to have a better time than Carrot did.

Panic rised in me. "What did you do to Carrot!?" 

Just a little spook. Plus I'm actually here to help you.

I glared around, looking for who was speaking. 

Calm down.

"How can I be calm!? An invisible voice is saying ominous things to me! I must be insane!" I barked out.

I was met with a sick wheeze. No, you read this wrong. I'm the insane one. Also I'm not being ominous. I'm being simple.

"How can I be calm if you're insane!?" I replied.

... fair point.

I shook, forcing myself to go invisible.

Dang, I wanted this chapter to be funny. I just wanted some minor fluff. I guess angst is just too fun.

"What do you mean?" I whispered. 

Angst and Fluff are writer terms. Angst is basically everything bad, Fluff is basically everything good. B a s i c a l l y.

"Who even are you!? Please actually answer this time." I said, squishing myself into a corner. 

I'm the author. I control everything that happens.

"What? No- we aren't in a book! Thats not-"

Thats what every character thinks. But noOOOOoooo, they are in a book. 

I went silent, thinking. 'But that's not-' 

Anyway, I'm here to advance the plot. Just don't trust-

"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT ME-" The voice wasn't mine. Someone shouted from the bottom of the ladder leading to my treehouse.

I was shocked into being visible, and I heard someone claiming the ladder.

Brace yourself.

Before I could blink I was knocked out.