To you about all her problems she moaned,

You were always the first person she phoned,

Yet immediately you found yourself friend zoned,

In that awkward inbetweeny limbo,

Even though you defended her when others dunned her a bimbo!

With her you have a past, shared your first smoke,

With her you have secrets, that inside joke,

But every time you got close to making your feelings clear,

All her boyfriend troubles would fill your ear!

And every time you got close to asking her out,

“You’re the best friend ever!” she would shout,

Just be sure that she doesn’t take you for granted,

And after all this time it’s really her you’ve actually wanted.