Zoey: There once a hybrid named Emily who was destined to save the Undergrounds. Her mother was killed by Jeremy, who gave her a determination amulet.

Emily: Why are we talking about my life?

Seth: *leans in* Yo Emily. You're from the Phoenix clan.

Emily: ...

Alexa: Bababababa!

Zoey: Emily travels around the Undergrounds to find the Phoenix clan! She finds books and clues as Undyne tries to stop her! Bellona is a daddy's girl!

Bellona: HEY!

Zoey: Garrison gets killed and Emily gets the Phoniex stone from Gaster! Jeremy breaks his sword and now Emily's cat is gone! Also the pack's in mortal danger!

Emily: My cat NEVER went missing!

Zoey: Emily hides her Hydra in a secret lake!

Emily: ...that part is true.

Zoey: Emily tries to survive and gets struck! The Deltas take charge! Emily can turn into a wolf, the cat is a human, asnd now the prisoner is at large!

Emily: AGAIN! MY CAT IS JUST A CAT!

Zoey: Emily and Chara use the reset to save the prisoner, who so happens to be Emily's godfather. I don't know why either.

Alexa: Bababababa!

Zoey: Emily is put in the race for ice lake! With kelpies and mermaids! Oh no! Emily's friend got slain! *points to Jeremy* His sword is back!

Jeremy: ...

Zoey: Emily! Emily! She goes towards anything scary! Jeremy's army is revolutionary! Gaster! Gaster! Why is he avoiding all of Emily's attempts to warn him? He is forced to attacked Emily! The healers take charge as the Deltas protect the borders!

Zoey: Emily and Chara break into the capital and Emily's godfather is dead as dead can beeee! Ooooooh! Split your soul! Into 3 separate traits of a whole! There's too much sorrow! It's Emily's fear! There once was a hybrid named Emily who constantly fought death.

Zoey: And in one finale battle between brother and sister, she may take her final breath!

Emily: ...thanks for reminding me how depressing my life is...