[Stalking Narrator's POV]

     Midnight awoke, curled up on the floor. She glanced around, and noticed she was in a... Laundry... Room? A familiar paper-bagged waffle was folding something, most-flipping-likely laundry. On the floor next to him was a long, black, cloak-like jacket. Black Hat's? Midnight stared at it. Black Hat would most likely try to murder her if he saw what she wanted to do. Surely... It wouldn't cause any damage to just... Try it on? It looked so cool in the blonde's eyes.
"Oh, you're awake?"
     Midnight jolted up, and Dr. Flug quietly laughed.
"Definitely awake."
     He said, and Midnight dragged her dead body over to him, laying next to the black jacket. She just tried to ignore it.
"Yeh. I'm alive. What was I doing anyways?"
     Dr. Flug placed a pile of folded clothes to the side.
"Oh, you were sleepwalking again. Said something about "This is silver, and this is Gregg." I'm not sure what you were talking about, but I got you to lay back down after Black Hat yelled about you being annoying."
     I pat Dr. Flug's leg. L E G G Y.
"I'm sorry..."
     He chuckled. Then suddenly, someone burst into the room.
"WHADDUP SLUTS!"
     Charlie had burst open the door, and ran in wearing a pair of Dr. Flug's goggles.
If Charlie can wear Dr. Flug's goggles... I can wear the jacket! Logic!
     Midnight stood up, taking the jacket with her.
"U-Uh! Midnight... That's Black Hat's! I don't know how he'd feel a-about you wearing-"
     Midnight just laughed.
"Meh. If he kills me, I'll just haunt him for all eternity."

[Charlie's POV]

     Midnight left, and I stood next to Dr. Flug.
"Heeeeeyyyyyyy."
     I said, wiggling my eyebrows. He seemed uncomfortable. Mission accomplished.
"Bish you gon be mine."
     I said in a deep voice, smiling a bit.
"Is that the Thugisa impression again?"
     Dr. Flug asked, still folding laundry.
"Yeah."
     I said, my voice going back to normal.
"Getting deeper, you're getting better at it."
     He mumbled, and I smiled.
"Yayyyyy."
     I began, then froze.
"Wait a minute... If Midnight is my mother... Asshat is... Father?"
     I asked.
"U-uhh... What?"
     He looked over at me, confused.
"ASSHATISYOURFUTUREFATHERINLAW!"
     I said quickly, laughing.
"W-wait what?"
     I smiled widely.
"WE MUST GO TO MY FATHER!"

[Midnight's POV]

     I know it was reckless and is more likely to get me caught by Black Hat, but I couldn't help but climb on stuff and then jump off of it, trying to get as high as possible. Eventually, Demencia joined in for the fun of it. I had climbed all the way up a large bookshelf, suddenly zoned out by the scent of Black Hat's coat. Suddenly, I heard a voice from below. A very familiar voice.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING UP THERE AND WITH MY COAT?!"
     I lost balance, and suddenly fell, landing on my feet, but then falling forward and slamming into the ground.
"Ow.."
     I curled up in Black Hat's jacket, cringing in pain.
"Pain... Without love.. Pain... Can't get enou-"
     When suddenly I was interrupted. Black Hat yanked me up by the arm, and a voice yelled.
"FATHERRRR!"
     Charlie.
"Wait Mom... What are you doing with Dad...? Is this some kinky shit? OH PLEASE NO!"
     Dr. Flug ran in the door, hitting Charlie's back.
"C-Charlie what are you doing?!"
     Charlie glanced back to him.
"Speaking to my father and mother. What does it look like?"
     Black Hat and I made eye contact.
"So I'm the father and you're the mother, huh?"
     That shit eating grin. Oh Lucifer that shit eating grin.
"Not my idea."
     I said quickly.
"OOOOH DOES ASSHAT HAVE A DADDY KINK?"
     Charlie yelled.
"Oh my Lucifer..."
     Midnight face palmed, even though her whole hand was covered in the fabric of Black Hat's jacket.

[Chapter End]

What the fock did I just write?