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The group is playing a video game parodying the Olympics, and they're on an event where they have to swim up a waterfall.

Aria: This isn't that hard. You just gotta... Swim UP a waterfall.
Cherry: I mean, people do this for a living.
Nab: Yeah! I swim up waterfalls for... Breakfast.
Garry: I swam with the salmon, so I could do this irl.
Scott: Well, we all know how that ended. They blew by you so fast, you lost all your hair!
John: Gottem!!
Psy: Sheesh!
Seb: There's a Sheesh moment if I ever saw it.
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The squad is having dinner together.
Seb: Hey, Psy, can you pass the salt?
Psy: (Throws Garry across the table)
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Garry's eating a literal five-person feast alone, practicing for a Pie-Eating contest.

PC: Ugh. He eats like a pig.
Nab: Eh, pigs tend to chew.
Seb: I'd say he eats more like a duck.
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Seb: Which do you think is worse? Being woken up by a loud saxophone at 2 AM, or a goat screaming at 2 AM?
PC: Definitely a tie between the two.
Seb: Alright then.

Later, PC's asleep in the camera room, when a goat's screaming, alongside an incredibly loud saxophone playing, wakes them up.

PC: WHO THE **** IS MAKING ALL THAT RACKET?!

Meanwhile, Seb is playing the saxophone, while Estella is hitting Garry's knees with a baseball bat.

Estella: I think it's working.

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