Welcome to my quaint lil' book, here you'll find that we have:

•Water
•Soda
•A random ass stop sign
•A random ass pair of red shades
•A random ass red halo
•Microphones
•Unused condoms
And so much more!

But for real, welcome to a AU where you're filling in the shoes of Boyfriend, on a quest to get some ass, because you're a horny little bastard, and that's okay, I'm horny as well; it's fun. Here's the thing though, I'll cast a vote between which certain females you'll choose for the next chapter randomly. But be warned; I might add some genderbends because I know some of yall are cursed but cultured people, and that's okay, I'm one of em as well. Anyways, get hyped to read, or don't, I don't really care lmao.

See yall horny funkers later~