Yeah lets write a crack oneshot 

It was a normal fucking day in the Clone High school-

Cleo - "So uhm whaz happening rn"

Abe - "Idfk"

Cleo - "Anyway lets just smooch rn"

Abe - *fucking horny noises*

Cleo - *Getting ready to do open mouth kithing*

Abe - *Also getting ready-*

Gandhi - *Plays Kahoot music*

Abe - "GANDHI WTF DUDE GIVE ME A MOMENT"

Gandhi - "Calm down man, I'm just here to play Kahoot. Sheesh"

Abe - "Anywa-"

Jfk - "PONCEY DIED *sobs* I NEED PERI WHERE IS SHE!!"

Cleo - "Brb Lemme help Jfk with his breakdown"

Abe - *Angrery noises*

Cleo - "Shhhh Peri will be here any moment now"

Van Gough - "Did you say Ponce-"

Jfk - "QUIET I NEED A MOMENT *sobs*"

Peri - "I'm here what's wrong?"

Cleo - "Your bby is crying"

Peri - "D:> MY BBY IS CRYING"

Jfk - *Hugs Peri* "PERI PONCEY IS DEAD *mental breakdown moment*

Peri - *Smooches, cuddles and uh holds Jfk* "Shhhh don't worry."

Abe - "Can I please have a moment he-"

Peri - "Stfu my baby is crying. There there, don't worry Jfk he's in a better place now. I'm sure he is happy to be there and he will always be in your heart."

Jfk - "Really?"

Peri - "Yeah.." *Kith*

Jfk - *Happi* "Yay!" *hugs Peri*

Peri - *hugs back*

Gandhi - "That is what I call love."

Cleo - "I'm glad he found someone like Peri."

Abe - "CAN I PLEASE HAVE A FUCKING MOMENT-"

Joan - "no."

*The End*