This is basically a filler but leaving it out really didn't seem like,,, it fit? Like it would mess up my flow you catch my drift. 

Third person pov

Neito was tired. He was so, so tired. As exhausted as he was, he couldn't quite seem to fall asleep. He hadn't really wanted to talk to Hitoshi about what happened. He didn't really remember, and he wasn't sure he wanted to. He didn't mention the stillness of his chest as his heart failed to beat, or the fact that sometimes his lungs simply stopped working because his body forgot he needed them entirely. His brain was in a frenzy, because he was dead, but he also wasn't. Spikes of pain sometimes rose, and sometimes he felt completely numb. His mind struggled to adjust to the fact that some of his organs simply didn't work anymore, and that some really weren't needed at the moment. 

Instead of talking about all the things that went wrong, and all the things he didn't remember, and all the things that hurt, they sat. Hitoshi was warm next to him. That wasn't saying much, because Neito was so, so cold. Even Todoroki's right side would be an upgrade to his chilly skin. It felt like all the life had been drained right out of him. Considering it, Neito supposed it had. But that was almost okay. Right now it was, at least. Just right now. 

Hitoshi's phone and Neito's new one were the only source of light aside from the fairy lights above them, illuminating their faces. They were shoulder to shoulder, draped in a blanket and watching as a sleep-deprived Lillian forced Mambo No. Five onto the crowd. The mass didn't protest, screaming along and cheering. Hitoshi had already worked with Neito to make the girl a Twitter and Instagram, texting her the usernames and passwords for her to get later. She was taking over the internet, her face and footage of her plastered over every website and meme-related video appearing in the recommended. She was topping popularity charts, for what, nobody knew.  

"What should her bio say?" Neito asked, feeling a little more like himself. "Single and ready to die?"

"She's going to have enough people wanting to marry her: no need to egg them on." Hitoshi squinted. They'd texted Chad, told him about the phone situation. He was climbing through their window and chucking a box at them before scrambling back out and saying something about leaving a Nomu in the middle of a crowd with a tot and dog with anger issues before the pair of them even knew what was happening. Neither wanted to try and figure out what that meant, but it earned a laugh from Neito at the least. It was nice to laugh.

"Fair. We could just put 'E' and leave it at that." Neito squinted at the screen as well. "No, no. We could put a threat." The blonde turned to look at Hitoshi, almost ramming his nose into the boy's jaw on accident. Neito swore he felt his own cheeks warm up just slightly. It wasn't a lot, but it was enough to cheer him up.

Okay, so he was dead. iZombie who? We don't know her. He was dead, sort of, but he could walk, and talk, and his brain still functioned. He was hurting all over, but Mr. Aizawa's first workout had been way worse in comparison. There were scars ruining his gorgeous body, but there were quirks out there that could help with that, along with his atrocious skin! He was tired, and cold, and had no idea what had happened... but he was okay. He was home, and he was still Neito, and Hitoshi was still Hitoshi, and Lillian was dedicating Diggy Diggy Hole to him on live television. He was pretty sure he'd seen Shoto very briefly in the corner of one of the cameras trained on Lillian doing the splits, but he wasn't positive.

"A threat? Lillian's the least threatening person I know, barring the whole Kaminari thing." Hitoshi said. Neito's head snapped his direction, realization dawning on his face. By the expression morphing onto the purple-haired boy's face, it had also clicked for him. Neito felt a grin stretch across his face, this one bigger and brighter than the last, because right now he was okay, and it would all be okay, and he had his friends now. He wasn't in danger. He was... he was alright! It was alright.

"And so we triumph!" Neito announced in a pompous tone, risking trying to be like his old self. It felt oddly natural. As though there hadn't been an accident. The whole thing, the voice, hte cheer... was easy. Feeling happy was easy. "Huzzah!" 

"Onward, then!" Hitoshi chimed in, raising his fist with a grin of his own. His concern thinned just a little. Something had definitely happened to Neito, and he still looked like a corpse. He just seemed... more cheerful than before. Like he was finally letting himself relax and feel safe again. When Hitoshi had first come home, Neito had been scared. He still was, but his old self was creeping back. It hadn't been long enough for him to fade completely. Not in Hitoshi's mind. That being said, the tired teen had absolutely no idea what the blonde had gone through. Neito didn't seem to want to talk about it right now. He wasn't going to pry.

Neito felt better typing something on the phone Chad had thrown at him. Chad hadn't even batted an eye at his appearance, giving him a once over before telling he and Hitoshi to use protection. And with that he was gone, racing off to stop a Nomu Hitoshi called 'Vlad' from losing his shit and massacring a field of drunks. Neito wasn't going to question it, but Hitoshi ended up filling him in on all he missed out on.

"So Lillian is actually Mr. Aizawa's daughter? I think I'm psychic." Neito admitted in a voice that sounded gay even in his ears. But that was perfectly fine. Dead people couldn't actively be gay. And he was actively being gay and living his best life. His best... was he undead? Just because he didn't have a pulse didn't mean he was... like, dead-dead, right? Not if he was moving. Because like, quirks were totally weird and he could be totally fine and he was just overreacting. Not that his heart had ever stopped before or anything, but maybe this was just... new! Why panic over something he was so unsure of? He was probably fine and just... gay, or something. 

"If you're psychic then why hasn't Bakugo ate shit and died yet? Because you told me he'd do that." Hitoshi reminded. Neito didn't hate Bakugo. He was just courting Lillian closer and closer to a relationship, and god dammit Neito didn't like that. Bakugo was nothing more than a blonde porcupine with a fuckboy smile, shitty personality, and severe anger issues he probably needed to address for the betterment of himself and society as a whole.

"I said he could do that. As in I wasn't definitive." Neito scoffed. "But on that note, he will eat shit and die if I have anything to say about it. If he upsets Lillian even once-" 

"Wow, calm down there, tiger. He hasn't raised any flags yet." Hitoshi said, a laugh in his voice that made Neito feel just a little warmer. Maybe he was imaging it, but then again, Neito always had been a creative god. Yes, that's right. It was all just fine. He'd woken up in a morgue, but maybe his shit ass had gotten hit by a car and gotten some brain injury, and he just didn't remember! He could have copied a quirk or something. Or he'd been patrolling with Jay, and he'd gotten totaled by a villain. Not the prettiest way to go, but Neito wasn't here to complain. 

Jay... Neito should probably give him a dial in the morning.

"Are you kidding? He's set off every alarm in the Neito Monoma Parenting manual. He's always angry, I'm pretty sure half his vocabulary is made of up cuss words, he never wears a tie, his skin is too perfect to be real, and I think I saw him eating an entire bell pepper like it was an apple once." Neito saved Lillian's new bio.

"...I will admit, that last one is particularly concerning, but Lillian seems so happy talking to his trash ass! Who are we to get in the middle of that?" Hitoshi asked, peering at the bio. The words 'The Chungus gets what the Chungus wants' stared back at him, earning a snort. Kaminari was quaking somewhere. 

"Uh, we're her stand-in parents, that's who." Neito scoffed. 

"She found her real dad, though. As in we no longer need to stand-in." Hitoshi pointed out. Neito had already forgotten about the hurt, and the cold, and the lack of a heartbeat. He was just Neito Monoma right now. No- he'd never stopped being Neito Monoma. Now he was just undead, which was a little badass. The implications were beautiful. Only Neito could kill Neito. No other man, woman, or non-gender specific individual could take him down. If he basked in that mindset for a while, maybe it would turn out okay.

"Have you met that man?" Neito looked appalled. "He wouldn't know an impending relationship/disaster if it smacked him in the face! I mean, Present Mic has been in love with him all year, and for god knows how long before that, and he's none the wiser! Even Mic doesn't seem to recognize it!" 

There was silence for a moment before: "...Present Mic is in love with Mr. Aizawa."

"I'm going to snap your neck like a fucking saltine if you don't open your eyes and see the signs right now-"

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They ended the concert at five in the morning, Mic dragging the disheveled Lillian towards where the valet had parked his car after retrieving it. Shoto had went off with Hawks about an hour before, as the winged man was so drunk he'd forgotten his own name, and Chad's. It was rather concerning to say the least. Chad popped in and out. He went off to go get Neito a phone, came back. He went out for take out, came back. He left Eri with Bakugo before dragging Vlad off somewhere, came back covered in blood. That last one there was a bit worrying but not much of a shocker. 

Bakugo had stayed the whole time. Through the Nomu and Eri babysitting, through the copious amount of strippers, and even through the people recognizing him from the Sports Festival and trying to propose to him despite him being a minor and them being blackout drunk adults. It was an eventful night, in all honesty. Lillian was surprised the champagne blonde teen hadn't bailed earlier. It was sort of touching to know he'd stayed, though she still couldn't tell if he was planning her murder or just being extra nice. He was such an ass to everyone else it was near impossible to tell.

Take Me Home Country Roads was their last song of the night before Lillian was all but being carried off the stage by her English teacher. Apparently Aizawa had called and hissed at him to take her off to get at least a few hours of sleep before the dark haired man came down there himself and ripped Mic's spine right out of his back and cracked it in two. Smartly, Mic took the threat seriously, apologizing to the crowd as he steered Lillian toward the exit. They were disappointed, but chanted Lillian's name nonetheless. 

Lillian was in a bit of a daze. Yeet was in her boobs, and she had no idea what had just happened. One moment she was just quaint little Lillian, expecting a nice little night patrol where she might get shot or cat-called by some grimy old men. You know, normal hero stuff that heroes did. The next, she was on a stage in front of a mass of people chanting her name as she rapped Hamilton just as she had many times before. In the solitude of her bedroom. Alone. Or with Hitoshi, Neito, and sometimes Shoto, but they barely counted. Did Mihoko? Lillian was pretty sure she'd joined in once.

"Lillian!" Someone called. Mic steeled himself as he shoved Lillian into the backseat, ready to politely tell any fans to buzz off. He stopped himself when he saw Chad jogging up, something tall and hulking behind him. It was hard to tell who or what it was in the darkness. Eri was on his shoulders, so it was probably a friend with a mutation quirk. Not uncommon, really. Bakugo was there too, looking exhausted. But he was grinning. Mic's eyes narrowed contemplatively at the usually volatile blonde.

"Hey, Chad." Lillian yawned, offering a smile. Her tired eyes shifted to Eri, Bakugo, and Vlad. "H-Hey Eri, Bakugo, Vlad. You guys really didn't have to stay so long."

"W-We wanted to!" Eri protested. She'd managed to sleep through some of it, much to Bakugo's astonishment. Just what had she lived through for her to be able to slumber through such chaos? If he was being completely and totally honest with himself, he was a little impressed. He'd never have fallen asleep in the middle of that fuck storm. Vlad standing stationary, towering above the others and not moving was probably a huge plus. He was still as a statue, acting like a brick wall in the midst the sea of people.

"'s sorta badass." Bakugo admitted begrudgingly. "Didn't know you had that shit in you."

"I-I-I didn't either." Lillian suddenly looked pale. "I-I did that."

"Damn diggity you did." Chad tossed a few bottles of five hour energy her way. "Spike your coffee in the morning, kid. Godspeed." 

"Th-Thanks." Lillian looked stunned, but not because of the five hour energy. She caught that as though it had happened before, shoving them down her shirt and into the pocket that rested in front of the stomach. Bakugo raised an eyebrow, but didn't look surprised. He already knew she kept a snake in her bra. Energy shots was no shocker here.

"I really need to get her back to the... somewhere." Mic had no idea. The studio wasn't terribly far or anything, but she needed somewhere with a bed. She was already going to be lacking sleep, and would probably hate herself in the morning. Mic was also pretty sure she was near freaking out. Her breathing was a bit faster than it usually was, and her pupils were dilated. Not good signs in the least. What would he do if she freaked out? Pat her back? Give her cookies and hope for the best? Neither of those sounded even a little bit fool-proof.

"Yeah, she's about to lose her shit." Bakugo barked out a laugh. "Remember, deep breaths and shit." 

"Since when do you know jack shit about anxiety?" Chad's nose scrunched up.

"Since I read twenty-four fucking articles, that's when." Bakugo snapped. Mic's eyebrows shot up so far they nearly disappeared in his hairline. What was this? Bakugo, reading articles on anxiety, possibly just for Lillian? How incredibly interesting. He was intrigued. Very, very intrigued. This was something he'd need to look further into. Maybe warn Aizawa. Well, no. He needed definitive proof. Aizawa wouldn't hesitate to choke out Bakugo, so Mic had to be sure.

"I-I did that." Lillian blinked, staring at her hands. She appeared to be fairly winded. "Fuck?"

"That's exactly what the fuck I said!" Bakugo exclaimed, a bit too readily. Mic's suspicions were on the rise. "You need to sleep. You look like a fucking drug addict."

Lillian had the gall to scoff. "Wow, thanks, Bakugo. I hadn't noticed. You look great too."

"Of fucking course I do." Bakugo puffed with pride. Chad groaned.

"Stop flirting with my meme kid and get your ass in gear. I took like, eighteen shots, so you're driving. Vlad already called shotgun while Shoto was doing that weird breakdancing thing in the mosh pit. Does anyone know where he even learned that?" Chad looked a bit lost, tossing Bakugo the keys. He caught them with red cheeks, biting out something along the lines of 'as if I'd ever flirt with her' but nobody was really paying attention, too tired to care.

"He discovered YouTube." Lillian said, as though that explained everything. 

They chatted some more, Vlad grumbled something about apricots that caused Lillian to nearly fall into the floorboard in surprise. Mic decided to become a human shield by inserting himself between Lillian and Bakugo, to which the explosive boy snarled like the rabid animal he just so happened to be. Mic loved all his students! So he wasn't saying he didn't like Bakugo, he just... didn't like Bakugo, that's all!

Bakugo didn't see what the big deal with him reading about anxiety was. Of course he hadn't done it for like, Lillian or anything. She just so happened to have a disorder he was mildly curious about, and he'd been bored enough to look it up. The looks Chad was sending him weren't appreciated, and what the fuck was the Cockatoo's problem? He was staring down at Bakugo like he'd done something wrong or some shit.

"See you guys later!" Mic called. Eri waved, which caused Chad to wave, which caused Vlad to wave, which caused Bakugo to scowl and call them idiots, which caused Lillian to wave, which caused Mic to wave. It was really a big chain reaction that has zero importance to the plot whatsoever. As Mic rolled from the parking lot, a small hoard of people taking pictures of Mic's car and Lillian in it had formed. A few news reporters ran up alongside the car as Mic rolled the windows up as fast as they would go, grinning diplomatically.

It was only when they turned the corner that Lillian burst into tears, finally seeming to trap. Mic winced, risking a glance into the rear view mirror. He winced harder. She was definitely hyperventilating. He really only had one thing to say in response to that.

Shit.

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Y'allll Easter is next weekend what do y'all want.

I've got some uhhh, spicy story and one-shot ideas:

-I have one where Todoroki is being a slight stalker and is super gay. Like "Oh, I'm just checking his Instagram for the fourth time today it's fine" or "Wait, is that him??? Wow I suddenly have to walk that exact direction" and "Whoa I ended up in front of his house? Crazy how do I even know his address?" And yeah he doesn't realize how bad it is he's just gay and can't deal with it properly. (Story Idea)

-There's one where Aizawa and this chick go to UA together and are high-key in love, but Aizawa is like "it's not good to be in a relationship with me, I'm too emotionally damaged for that." because he's a fucking idiot. Anyway, this girl is like "yo, I can respect that. You're the only man I would ever be with, so if you're not gonna kaching ching with me, I'm going to give into the pressure my parents are putting on me and marry this guy so I can conjoin my parents company to this guy's company. I don't really want to but I may as well since you're off the market." 

Aizawa is like "oh shit fuck, Mic, I need your help." And Mic is like "hey man, what do you need?" And Aizawa is deadass like "I need your help crashing a wedding." (Story Idea)

-Wow time travel from me??? What a surprise!!!! Low-key shit goes down and Izuku is now in his past body like 'Yo tf I gotta fix this shiiiit' and All Might is back too because he's still got traces of One For All in his system and is like 'Siiiis this ain't right we gotta get down and duggy' and Izuku is like "dad I knowwww' and it's fr fr (story idea)

-They low-key at Kamino and shit and Izuku is like 'wait a fucking second, I recognize that voice bitch' and comes out from the hiding thing. And All Might is like 'mY bOy nO' and shit and it's dramatic and then izuku is all sad and it's like angst and he gets in front of All Might and All For One is like 'yo cuz dont' do this' and Izuku is like 'dad I know that's you literally fuck off so I can live my life' (One shot idea)

-Alternate to the Kamino, All for One is in a high security prison and Izuku is like 'yall I've gotta see his trash ass you gotta' and nobody knows if that's a good idea but the fucking do it anyway. And he's like 'let me go in alone' so Tsukauchi and All Might, aka his two dads ngl, are like 'K we can hear everything you say' and Izuku deadass goes in and sits there on the other side of the fuckin,,, glass. And All For One's smile drops and he goes pale as a fucking sheet and Izuku is all sad like 'hey, dad' and Toshinori coughs up half his blood supply and Tsukauchi's coffee almost kills him (One shot idea)

-Izuku dies. Deadass, is dead, dies, heart stopped beating, there was a funeral, he's dead. 1-A is highkey in shock and it's lowkey not okay and everyone is depressed and nobody smiles anymore and honestly ew. Bakugo was like, in loooove with him. Yeah, I know. Tea? In the harbor. Anyway, so he wakes up one night and sees Izuku and Izuku is like "why am I in your room" and bakugo is like "you're a hallucination or dream or something wanna make out" and Izuku is like "uh-" but then they make out. And nobody can fucking,,, see Izuku, until they fucking CAN later and it's,,, again, tea in the harbor y'all (Story idea)

-Older Bakugo and Lillian are high-key in a villain fight when they get sent back in time. So they just appear, yes as pro heroes/adults/husband and wife in the middle of the street and are like 'damn so that's how it be' and waltz off to UA where more tea is POURED and S I S T E R SPILT (one shot idea)

*Cue me shuffling through my drafts* y'all won't believe this shit

-Actually like, god's son or a god's son or a god of some sort (NOT chad) is like 'sis I'm tired of being god, time to go to earth' during which he joins 1-A and is literally like, going about his life. And he gives no shits. And like, the Nomu smashes Aizawa's face into the ground and he's like 'Um,,, ew no? Reverse that' and snaps and Aizawa is suddenly fine. 

 More on that, he's like 'Who ever said being gay was a sin? Because it wasn't me''If being gay is a sin why am I god?'

'Oh, no, you're wrong. You get sent to either heaven or hell based on weather preferences. Warm weather goes down, cool weather goes up. Neither are actually all that bad not gonna lie. The economy up there need some work'

and at the sports festival the vine hair girl is religious and he's like 'I literally can't focus with you praying so close to me' He also gets heartburn anytime someone says god's name in vain. I also don't know what's up with Satan but apparently he and Satan are brothers? And he's like 'y'all made up jesus ngl like my dad's name was mark' and satan is like 'yeah and I never fell. I tripped once?'

People are like 'if hell isn't the place of eternal suffering then???' and apparently he has an aunt helga who lives in a void. So like Kirishima is looking at Mineta and is like "i'm sure he's a good guy down in there somewhere' and god squints and is just like "uh... yeah, no, he's going to the pit' aka the void aka the real hell we should all fear (STORY IDEA)

-Kurogiri's daughter. If she knows someone's full name and has come into physical contact with them, she can warp them to her by simply saying their name out loud. She can also warp them back to the last place she warped them from. Her quirk is called Bridge because it basically opens a bridge between her location and the one the person was before she got them. One day she bumps into bakugo on the street, and then tea, she sees that he's been kidnapped a few months later. So she's chillin in her pajamas and is deadass just slowly chewing her chips, squinting at the TV. And finally she's like "...bakugo Katsuki?"

AN DHE FUCKIGN APPEARS LMAO RIGHT

And he's like "Wtf" and she explains and he's not even trying to be cocky he's like "So you saved me? Literally just teleported me here?" And she's like "Uh... yeah?" And so they go to UAAnd they're like "what's your name" and she's like "Atsuko (I think that was her name I refuse to go check) Kurogiri" and they freeze. And they're like "Your dad is the fucking warp gate villain?" and she's just eating her chips like. "Uh... yeah?"

So turns out they were threatening to kill her if her dad didn't work so yay Kurogiri is suddenly good now yo holla. And they show her a picture of Shigaraki adn they're like "So uh, this is Shimura Tenko, you know him?" And she's like "Shimura Tenko? I thought his name was Shigaraki" AND HE FUCKING APPEARS LMAO AND EVERYONE IS SCREAMING SO SHE JUST SENDS HIM BACK AND IS STILL JUST EATING CHIPS I*Cough*Yeah it's a ride and yes (Story Idea)

-Mind reader chick. Nezu is like "So you can read minds, help me fucking catch this asshole traitor who's definitely in teh school. They're probs in 1-A, you get a scholarship, pls" and she's so done with everything because she hears everyone's thoughts all the time constantly. So she's like "fine. Fucking fine" and so she enters 1-A

Tea, she finds out Shoto is being abused, finds out Mineta isn't a true pervert he's just trying to hide how completely gay he is because he's afraid of social rejection, the wii music DOES play on repeat in Kaminari's head, Bakugo wants to such Izuku's dick, Izuku is a mumble storm of information and apparently Aizawa adores his class and is constantly cooing over how amazing they are in his head and is secretly super emotional?? Mina is a lesbian, Jiro and Momo are fucking, Iida is surprisingly super duper depressing in his head, and Koda doesn't actually daydream, he just thinks up elaborate ways to murder his friends and hide the bodies without getting caught. (story idea)

-Aizawa hates everyone but he and his neighbor had showers on parallel sides of the wall, right? And they shower at the same time and have begun to sing duets at the top of their lungs every morning despite never meeting or ever seeing each other. So yeah they basically belt it out on the daily

So uh... I guess one of those? And NO, nobody can adopt one, I am using them a l l and if I catch you stealing I will gut you with kid scissors thank you for your time and I love you all