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I swear if I get any more stupid, I'll forget how to breathe

Me at school:

So tired.... *starts banging head into table full force* Must. Stay. Awake.
*only friend in class tries to stop me*
Friend: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
Me: *keeps hitting head* what does it look like?
Friend: *holds my head up and hits me (even tho very lightly)*
Me: Ouch!
Friend:... seriously? -_-

Yo, if i ever start randomly doing stupid as fuck things, I'm just trying to completely convince everyone that I'm crazy. I don't wanna be something in between normal and crazy. It's annoying when you're sometimes treated normally and sometimes get treated as if you just ate an elephant in one piece.
Chuckuchuckuuchuckuchuuchuhchuckuchuckuchuckuchuu
It's fun.
Imma sleep now.
What context is this?!
I think I'm getting a tick. My left eye keeps twitching. Stop it!
Why am i talking to myself on the internet?
So that's why people think I'm crazy...

MS paint drawing

Very funny autocorrect. Trying to make pain out of paint.

Okay, bye

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