Warning: some swearing ahead, but other than that, it's dumb

watch out for Frisk's attitude too lol oh, and yes, this is Underswap frans

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"Human Frisk!"

A voice called from behind me, of course, it was Sans. Eugghh what does he want this time??!

"Do you need me for your 'taco making training' again?" I groaned

"N-no! It's a different cause this time.." He started fidgeting with his fingers...the hell? "this one is a bit urgent."

"oh yea? And what is that?" I want to get out of here fast ugh this urgent thing is probably unimportant anyways

"I, well..may you please escort me at the Napstaton resort this evening? I have something important to tell you!" he looks embarrassed?? What the...

"Are you serious? No way" I scoffed, I thought this was urgent, but he just want to take me to that trash place?? No thanks

"Pretty please?" and then he showed me those big baby eyes as he plead. How does he do that anyways??

"No thanks, bye"

"Human, wait!" He tried to stop me, "Please! Go out with me!"

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I dropped myself into my bed, "I can't believe he managed to persuade me what the fuuuuu--"

"Frisk, language!" The goody two shoes scolded me. Greeeaaattt

"Shut up, Chara, don't scold me as if you've never said the f word" I shot a smug face at her. This girl used to have a clean record. USED TO

"Nooo that one was your fault." She buried her face in her hands.

Well, she's not wrong, one time we were plying truth or dare, I dared her to say 'fuck' in front of Sans.

"But aren't you glad that he actually asked you out?" She asked, peeking her eye in between her fingers.

"of course I am.."

"What was that?" Oh crap she heard me

"What? I didn't say anything, you're hearing things Chara." Good thing I'm an experienced liar.

She smirked, "Really? I'm pretty sure I heard you say something like 'of course I am' or something."

I managed to fake a laugh, "Hell no, I'll never say that! If I ever do, I'll be going to his silly lil date in a dress!" That was a tricky lie, but maybe that will work

"Oh, really?" she pulled out her phone and clicked a button...

"But aren't you glad that he actually asked you out?"

"of course I am.."

She then flashed me a proud smile as she took out a blue dress from her dresser. Well aint I doomed.

"Aahhhhh" I looked away in defeat "Fuck you, Chara"

"Frisk , language!!"

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Chara struggled to zip my dress as I laugh, "I told you! This doesn't fit me! I'll be wearing my sweater!"

"Noo!!" She insisted. Sometimes I forget that this girl is made up of pure determination.

After some more minutes, Chara managed to zip the dress. I head towards the mirror to see what changed...not much really, I still look dead.

"Wow, thanks sis," I looked at the mirror, pretending to do the cliche 'woa-is-this-really-me' thing they do on wattpad, "I look like a clown," Chara snickered

"Well, if you were a clown, I'd say you'd be a lovable clown," She laughed, "Don't you think so too, Sans?"

....wait what..??

SANS WAS ALREADY HERE WHAT?!!

"Y-yeah! You look lovely!" He complimented, looking away quickly

I sighed, "It's alright, Sans, I know it looks bad on me, you don't have to force yourself to compliment me, I understand"

"No that's not it!" He put his two hands at my cheeks, "You absolutely look lovely! I mean it!"

I felt my face became warm. What the hell...that's not fair, he's being adorable

"Yeah sure," I looked away, "Whatever you say, midget."

"So, shall we go now?" He smiled, offering his hand to me. I hesitantly took his hand.

I heard Chara giggling as Sans escorted me outside

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What the fuck. It was like the resort turned to a garden that had candles.

I'm too lazy to describe to you all of the sappy things that was there, like the roses everywhere and giant floating hearts...those were probably balloons. The whole place also didn't have the lights on, just candles...and then lots of roses. Did I mention the roses?? Because there where a whole lot of them.

"Sans.." I called his name

He looked up at me, "Yeah?"

"...what the hell is up with this setting??" I asked, trying to hide the disgust...it's just too....ew..remove the roses uuhgh...

"oh, it's for the romantic ambiance!" he grinned.

Holy shit what

I just looked at him with a confused face as he continued to smile. Is this your definition of romantic???? Where's the explosion???

"yea, sure, whatever." I don't know why but I felt like shitting my pants...oh wait I don't have pants right now. Well isn't that unfortunate

"Oh! Let's sit down here!" He pointed to a dining table.

Well, it looks relatively normal, aside from the bunch of roses atop it....is this a funeral or what. I feel haunted. Well, I sat down with him anyways.

"Soo..." I started kicking my feet at the air, because I want to kick everything here so badly. "What is the urgent thing that you wanted to say?"

I'm bored. Aren't we supposed to have food or something?? Just roses?? Well fuck that romance shit I'm starving.

"Uhm!" He held both of my hands, well that's weird, "Human, I-"

"I LOVE YOU!" He shouted, his whole skull turning blue

.....what...

.....oh....

.....gosh........

"I LOVE YOU!"

His words started ringing in my ear. Ah, crap, this is bad, my edgyness fell. What do I do ahaha

His grip loosened as he slowly let go of my hand. He looks rather dissappointed, "It' alright Frisk, you don't have to give me a response."

He called me by my name holy fuck that was the first time he did that

"No! No! I actually have to say something too!" what am I doing uugghh I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to do the tsundere thing here

Something like, 'baka, it's not like I like you too' or something ending with a blushing face...I guess not

"Uh.." shit I can't spit it out, "I guess I like you"

He looked shocked at happy at the same time, "So you do!!" He beamed,

"Shut up, or I'll take it back!" He tackled me with a hug. I would argue, but it's kind of nice..?

"Aw come on! You know you love me!" He laughed

"Shut up!"

He giggled, holding my cheeks, "You're adorable"

I looked away, hiding my now reddened face, "So, does this count as our first date?"

He wrapped his arms around me, "I guess so"

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Oh wow I went back to writing fluff, after 2000 years yeet this one was probably bad lol. I can't write any stupid cute fanfics anymore wwww

also yes, I did underswap because I want to diversify my frans mmmm 

mkay bai