Foxy closed the pirates cove curtains and looked at the other fox. He looked confused as to where he was. Foxy walked up to him slowly. "I must be askin' this first. Who are ye?" Foxy asked the other fox. "Why I'm Rockstar Foxy! Who are you?" Foxy looked at him in disgust after he heard his voice. "I be Foxy the Pirate Fox. The ORIGINAL version." He said as he waved his hook around. "Why did you look at me like that?" Rockstar Foxy asked. It was silent for a second. Foxy broke the silence with a loud stuttering mechanical laugh. "AHAA-A-A-A H-AAA-H-H-H!!!" "What? If you're laughing at the fact that I'm better than you... You're immature!" He stated, his parrot flapping its wings as he moved. "THAT VOICE!!! YER NOT A FOXY!!!!" "What does that mean?" "Ye aren't even a true Foxy. I mean ye have a parrot and that be it. Otherwise yer a cheap rip-off of me!" Rockstar Foxy looked bewildered after Foxy said that. "Well your rude." "Well yer completely naked." Foxy said pointing at his legs and up. "What does that matter?" "Every Foxy in history has had pants. Ye don't. not even t'accent! I be disappointed. Ashamed t'call ye a Foxy." "Well how do I become a foxy?" Foxy walked out. He came back with a chair, and a chalkboard. "Sit." He said to the plastic fox. R. Foxy sat down and looked at the chalkboard. "Now to be a Foxy. I be teachin' ye." The crimson fox said to the other. "Now an idiot like ye can't even talk like a Foxy. We be pirates! Lesson 1. Talk." R. Foxy nodded. "OK I'm ready!"

*~*Short montage of Foxy teaching Rockstar Foxy how to be a pirate*~*

"Last but not least. Ye need to scare like a pirate." Foxy said as his tail slowly moved around. "Get up." He said. R.Foxy got up and walked out into the dining area as Foxy instructed. Bonnie was walking past pirates cove just as Foxy jumped out with a loud scream and violently tore through the curtains and swung his hook down at Bonnie. He stopped just above Bonnie's head. "Of course yer not going t'kill him. Ye just can't kill Bonnie." Bonnie was on the floor crying in a curled up ball. Foxy laughed and helped Bonnie up. He frowned at Foxy and yelled at him "FOXY! NOW PEOPLE ARE REALLY GONNA THINK IM A GIRL!!" "Well yer not a girl but ye be a wimp" Foxy laughed at his best friend. Bonnie laughed then said in his sweet southern accent "Uh... Why is He here?" "Teachin' him t'be a pirate." Bonnie nodded and continued doing what he was doing before. Foxy laughed. R.Foxy tried the same thing with Freddy and it worked. He looked at R.Foxy with a proud smile. R.Foxy scared Chica and made her throw a hot pizza at him causing him to scream louder and chase her. Foxy laughed and whistled signalling the other Foxy to come back. They both stared at each other until Foxy broke the silence by saying; "Ye have truly made me proud, lad. Ye deserve this." He said as he opened a treasure chest and pulled out something. He went back over to Rockstar Foxy, and gave it too him. "F-for me?" He asked as the original put it in his paw. R. Foxy smiled and thanked him. It was his very own pair of pants. Foxy waved him off and R. Foxy left to go back to his own pizzeria and show everyone what he accomplished. Foxy sat back in a chair in the dining area, eating pizza with Bonnie. "I be proud of what I did." He smiled at Bonnie as the purple bunny grabbed another slice, nodding with a mouth full of pizza. Suddenly, the boys heard footsteps... Sounded like the ones of an 11 year old. "Ahem! Dad, can you teach ME to be more of a pirate?" Foxy heard as he slowly turned around. "Shit." Bonnie said as he saw Foxy turn around to face his daughter. He bent down to her height and said; "Yer too much of a pirate already!" she hugged him and walked off. He smiled and sat back in his chair. Just as his hook touched the box of pizza he realized the last slice was gone.

*~*Smol flashback to the hug*~*

She hugged him. Her head looking over his shoulder. She looked at Bonnie. He held back a laugh and nodded. She reached her hook out and he gave her the last slice. She giggled walking away with it.

*~*End of le flashback*~*

Foxy looked down at the pizza box to see that the last slice was gone. He looked over to see his daughter with the slice in her mouth, high-fiving Freddy as she walked away eating it. Foxy looked at her "MAXY!" He yelled as he chased her around while she was screaming with a slice of pizza in her mouth. Bonnie laughed and broke the fourth wall saying "Well isn't that a happy ending!?" He smiled and winked. *~*Insert cringy 80s sitcom writing 'FREDDY AND THE FAZBEARS' followed by cringy 80s sitcom music as credits roll over the picture of Bonnie with Foxy behind him standing on a table and Maxy in mid air*~*

A/N omg whoa. One of the first stories I've finished whoaaaaaa! Sorry for it being so short XD but yeeee boiiisss tysm for reading this and have an extremely awkward day :P (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)