Admin: Disclaimer! Please take note that this isn't real. This just a fun and entertaining commercial.

Ye kiddies read me journal entry 'bout deliverin' pizza, aye? Well now we [proudly] show ye the new. . .

Freddy Fazbear's Fredboard!

Admin: Taking transportation to a whole new level! Ever heard of windsurfing? Well now it's real! Let's hear a word from our creators.

Bonnie: This was all just a silly idea from me. But when I decided to take my chances, it actually worked!

Chica: Thank goodness I took that picture. If I didn't, then it would never be in stores now!

Me: Aye!

Carl: Gives a huge grin Realizes he can' talk

Admin: And now from the one and only, Freddy Fazbear, about the Fredboard

Freddy: No! I don't want you guys to sell copies of me for people to ride! You hear me? I DISAPPROVE THIS MESS-!

Admin: Now let's hear it from our sponsor.

Admin: Why thank you. You are quite good-looking, Admin.

Admin: Nonsense! You're the attractive and intelligent one here.

Me: Er. . . Are ye talkin' to the mirror?

Admin: Strokes the mirror Don't judge me, Foxy!

Admin: And now a message from our satisfied customers.

Foxy: I be likin' it! Freddy won' be botherin' me as much!

"I like it!" -Foxy

Chica: Best invention yet! I love it!

"Best invention yet! I love it!" -Chica

Bonnie: This was my amazing idea. Of course I love it!

"Amazing idea. Of course I love it!" -Bonnie

Freddy: Are you kidding me? I don't like it! Stop this right now! I demand you, no more of this! This is not funny!

Admin: Going to edit that long statement. . .

"Are you kidding me? I like it! I demand you more of this!" -Freddy

Freddy: That's not what I said!

Admin: Get your new Fredboard at a low price of $999.99! But wait, if you buy now we'll throw in a fresh hot pizza!

Chica: Wait, what?

Admin: What an amazing deal! So what are you waiting for? Buy your new Fredboard now!

Admin: Speaks quickly An injury and or death can occur when riding the Fredboard. Fazbear Entertainment will NOT take any responsibility towards these actions. Within 90 days a death report will be filed if persons are missing.

Me: Get yer Fredboard today. Ye'll be glad ye did!

Da_Real_Freddy be Freddy

Da_Real_Bonnie be Bonnie

Da_Real_Chica be Chica

Da_Real_Cupcake be Carl

Me be Foxy

Admin be Admin