Video up top is just a random song I like
Song: Some Nights by Fun

Avery pov:

'Slither, slitherrrr, slither slither slither' I hear melody whisper in the back of my head. Hmm, that sounds fun. "Slitheeeerrrrr, slitheeerrrrrrrr, slither slither slitherrrrrrrr"
I hiss my way into the kitchen. I look up and see Adrian's and Jean's pale faces. Oh, they must have seen my bacon freak out, shrugging I slither my way over the the fridge and seeing nothing appetizing I slither under the sink and sit there.

Approximately 10 minutes of ignoring Adrian's questions I hear a yawn. Not just any yawn. Gina's yawn.
I met Gina yesterday, When? When I got my midnight snack oreos , don't judge me she was doing it to...WAY THAT CAME OUT WRONG! What is wrong with me today?.......don't answer that.

So, Gina has this weird obsession with having sunflower seed pancakes in the morning.......you see where this is going yet? I hear the familiar sizzle of a frying pan and wait a few minutes for the soft noise of pancakes being put on the table. I finally hear it a few minutes later, accompanied with a scraping chair.

Waiting a few more moments before I burst out of the cupboard, and launching myself at the table, "SQUAWK SQUAWK, SQUAWK!!" I yell before snatching a pancake from Gina's plate. I jumped on to the bench, running round in circles with a hunched back, elbows in a weird wing-like position and my face looking like a constipated duck. "GET OFF THE BENCH YOU ARE NOT A BIRD!!!" I hear. I snap my head to the side and narrow my eyes at Adrian. How. Dare. He. I stalked over to him, still on the bench, and stop right in front of his face, he narrows his eyes back. Wow this boy is asking for it. I crouch slightly lower before jumping on him and crawling my way to his back.

You know what I did next? Yes? No?......I wacked him continuously on the head with a pancake, then crawled back a round to his front so my legs were wrapped around his waist. Somehow still doing the bird poise, I slapped him in the face with the pancake.
"AVERY" whack
"STOP" whack
"DONT" whack
"MAKE" whack
"ME" whack
"PUNISH" after hearing that my eyes widened.

So you know what I did? Kept whacking him, only ten times faster, and harder. His face gradually became redder and redder and redder til he resembled a tomato. I heard chuckling behind me, so I swivelled around to see mostly everyone in the kitchen watching our little exchange with amusement. Well, except Gina, who was glaring at me for stealing her pancake. Suddenly I felt hands pick me up and hoist me over there shoulder. NOPE, NOT TODAY BUCKO. I elbowed him in the back of the head and ran for the hills. Well not the hills, more like the laundry room.

Why You ask? well I hide under the sink because nobody looks for me there and I can fit in really tight and small spaces. Though I am claustrophobic of my legs. If I can't move them I have a freak out weird right?

After a couple hours, yes hours, I finally decided it was safe to come out. Crawling around I eased my way up the stairs.

'Looks like everyone left?' Melody questions

'Probably to scared of my awesomeness' I replied sassily

'HELL YEA' Melody hoots

I'm broken out of my thoughts by smashing into a wall. A wall named Adrian.
"Uh hum...hi there...." I stutter, this is not going to end well so before he could say anything I turned on my heels and ran. I hear heavy footsteps getting closer behind me, so knowing that I don't have time To go down the stairs. I jump onto the railing and slide down.

I hear a grunt behind me and I look back for a second and what I saw was absolutely HILARIOUS! Adrian was clutching his.....ya know....that next to the railing. I'm guessing he tried to follow me but landed wrong? Or he could be trying to get me to pity him. Nah the first one's funnier

I KNOW, I KNOW STOP YELLING AT ME. I know I said this chapter would be bigger than the last and I know it isn't as big as I said it was going to be
Adrian:*snickers*thats what she said
Me:*whacks in head with a pancake*
Adrian: wow women are violent!
Me:*whacks again*
Adrian: ALL RIGHT IM LEAVING *sashays out*
I just thought I hadn't updated in a while so I'll try and make the next chapter larger

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