It took me three months, a sleepless night, a frustrating full day, and a lot of self-loathing, but we're here, my dudes, and what better way to celebrate 5K followers then to put out a video that will cause every single one of you to unfollow me and spit in the remains of my account.

I get really salty in this ya'll and I was gonna be chill about it and delete it, but when it's late at night, you don't edit everything out because you're a bad bitch and you want the people to come attack you, even though you're super passive and need everyone to like you at all times.

But anyways, let's get on with it, please please PLEASE DO NOT COMMENTATE ABOUT THE DISGUSTING ACCENT I STARTED TO TALK IN, I APOLOGIZE TO ALL WHO WERE OFFENDED BY IT, I MEANT NO DISRESPECT, I JUST LIKE TO MIMIC MY COUSINS FROM NEW ZEALAND TO THE POINT WHERE I FORGET I'M DOING IT I'M SO SORRY

also if you're gonna fight me about my opinions, just leave, if you want to have a respectful discussion where you want to learn more about my viewpoint, I will gladly have a discussion, but you're not changing my opinions, so don't even bother

Like I said, I'm trying to be assertive and respect myself, so yeah

Alternate Titles to This Include:

An Idiot's Guide to Losing All Your Followers

Unnecessary But Praiseworthy

Shut Up, No One Cares

Kid Gorgeous

A Hot Mess

Unattractive and Other Truths

A Test Drive in Assertiveness

If You Know Me in Real Life Do Not Dare Bring This Up or I Will Die

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