Camera turns on and we see Evelyn and Albert standing in the living room. Albert holds the camera.

Evelyn and Albert : Good day, everyone!

Evelyn : We're sorry for disappearing for so long, but something's came up and we lost the touch with this blog.

Albert : But we're here today with a special occasion, as today you'll see what would happen if our children- (whispers) say hello, kids

Albert turns camera to the quadruplets, who all smile and wave into the camera.

Quads : Hello!

Albert : -Brought home a date! This will be interesting for sure.

Evelyn : Happy Valentine's day, everyone!

Ford's boyfriend

Ford : Family, this is Fiddleford H. McGucket-

His siblings scream and cheer

Dipper : Woo! You go, Ford!

Stan : Darn it, FINALLY! I thought its never get anyone, Sixer!

Mabel : I'M CALLING THE BRIDESMAIDS! Or is it groomsmaids..?

Evelyn : I'M NOT GONNA BE A YOUNG GRANDMA! (Also, good for you, honey, I love you no matter what)

Albert, laughing : Hon, we have three other kids to get through. (I like you, kid. Don't make me regret that decision.)

Stan's girlfriend/boyfriend

Stan : Guys, this is-

Ford : NO!

Stan's partner : Wow. That was fast.

Dipper : I thought it'd be longer. He's worse than Mabel!

Mabel and Stan : HEY!

Albert : Well... can't say I approve... but let's see, where it takes us.

Evelyn, nodding : Yes. Let's see.

Mabel's girlfriend

Mabel : Pines, meet my second half, Pacifica Northwest.

Pacifica, smiles, waving to the family : Hello, everyone.

Ford : NO. Mabel. No.

Dipper : A girl? Now that's new...

Stan : I thought you hated each other?

Albert : Is that girl from the stuck-up family?

Evelyn, holding hands together : Oh my gosh... they're like Lady and the tramp... so cute..!

Dipper's girlfriend

Dipper : Candy, you already know my siblings, and this is my parents.

Ford : N-... ugh... fine. (But don't you dare break my baby brother's heart. I won't care you're Mabel's best friend.)

Stan : Finally... you two together too.

Mabel, squealing : My best friend... and my brother... together... THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

Evelyn : So... you're Candy, Mabel keeps talking about huh? It's nice to finally meet you.

Albert : You're actually pretty cute. Are you from Korea, right?